Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 22

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 22

The group seven GSU students who approached us once that they want to join our group, approached us again one day on the field. They assumed we were cultists in our university days, so wanted to ‘belong’. James & I didn’t treat them seriously but Alex, being the cunning fella he was, decided to play along. We ended up collecting 10,000 naira from each of these wannabe gangsters as membership fee.
Alex had them believe it would take months before their initiation because we couldn’t initiate them without our ‘leader’ who
lived in the South. He assured them that pretty soon our leader would arrive Gombe to perform the rites. They bought the story hook, line & sinker.

I really don’t find clients on facebook. Except for the Miss.

Rose who I do legit with, I simply don’t understand how boys waste their time on
facebook?! No maga to pay… but I am forced to sign-up (by Alex actually). Killing two birds with one stone… I opened a new yahoo mail, ID: Barbara Simpson, 20 years old and an aspiring model. I also downloaded lots of pictures for my new identity, very s*xy**. Barbara Simpson
would have.

Day to day I would be at home either hustling or clubbing.

Seriously I never felt wasted in my life like this. I was making lots and lots of money though.
But likewise I was wasteful, wasn’t conscious of my spending, I flash my money at any slight instant.

Social Life in Gombe was unexpectedly fun. NYSC
Doctors, Bankers & Gombe United footballers were the biggest boys in town. I still think its unfair that those Doctors received over 90,000 naira while ‘ordinary corpers’ were receiving 9,500 naira as ‘Allowee’. We
didn’t let the Federal government’s injustice affect us though, we balled!

Following our reputation within the walls of GSU, we became friends with another set of students, these ones were the most popular boys in school. They were socially-aware rich kids. They had money to blow & fine girls in
tow. I became particularly close with 1 of them, samkay (real name samuel), a yoruba boy from Kwara state because of our physical resemblance. We were often asked if we were brothers. Showboy was the most popular boy in school, the school’s Social Director.

These kids showed us the life in Gombe. Among them was Yaks, a Fulani boy whose maternal granddad was the then Deputy Governor of Bauchi State. During the Ramadan fasting, Yak would invite us to his house by 7pm daily to ‘break fast’. We were feasting every night, Fulani style! They made some weird dishes though. My favourite was ‘Massa’ with chicken sauce. I also enjoyed their ‘Kunu’ mixed with groundnut powder & lots of milk!

Yaks was a Ladies man, helped by his extreme good looks & fat pocket. Through him I met Aminat, a light- skinned Fulani damsel. Hadi (as she was fondly called), was a beauty to behold. Elegant with flawless skin, her smile would melt any man’s heart. She had her secondary school education in Lagos, so it was easy to relate with her, as she was a lot more enlightened than most indigenes. We became an item, much to the chagrin of other female
students.

To be fair & not to sound self-absorbed, I was blessed with charming good looks myself, 6ft tall & with surfboard abs.

Complement that with a wicked dress sense and you’ll understand why women simply can’t resist me.

My feelings for Alimant at that time, was the closest I had gotten to being in love. I say this because, I wasn’t in a hurry to get her in bed.
I actually took my time with her which was new to me then. I know some of the ladies reading this would quickly label me a player. I have always treated my women with maximum respect & care.

As a matter of fact, I have really have any good
relationship. I simply belong to the school of thought that says, why date when you can just have fun and freestyles!

Well with Aminat it was different. I was content with foreplay. She had the softest lips & was
inexperienced in the art of kissing. She was ready to learn though & I was more than a willing teacher.

My feelings for her grew beyond s*x. To be honest, her virginity made it easy & the fact that I lived in a somewhat volatile Muslim community didn’t help matters either. I
remember Alex bringing his GSU girl home one night. A cute Muslim girl named Aisha. On their
way to our flat, Alex got stoned with a rock & was almost mobbed by some of the youths in the community. These youths or touts popularly referred to as Kalare Boys, guess they were in the same group of the boys that threatened me
the last time,they were notorious violent anarchists. In fact we were warned when we 1st moved into the community to avoid getting in trouble with them. It was obvious they didn’t want us around their muslim girls. So my relationship with Aminat stayed within the school’s premises.

One certain evening like that, I was in my room with Aminat, we were having one of those foreplay sessions of hers, but I couldn’t hold it any longer, it’s been a while have had s*x. I was moving hands towards her holies of holies. Then she stopped me, in annoyance and frustration.

I sent her away, though I know she must be feeling dejected, but it’s not just my thing.

I decided to call alina, the girl I met on that dreadful night.

Dialed her number repeatedly but she wasn’t picking up.

I then called showboy, I knew since he was very much social able he should be able to fix me with a clean bae.

Me : hello

Showboy: hello chairman

Me : how far now

Showboy: I just dey lowkey o

Me : where you at ?

Showboy : in the school canteen o

Me : okay I’d meet you there in the next 10mins.

I drove to the canteen sharply and lo and behold, to my greatest surprise. I met.
Showboy and alina eating on the same table in the canteen, they were smiling and eating.

Chai hausa girls self dey flet. I just ignored her presence.

And resolved to sitting by a table opposite theirs. Then showboy noticed my presence.

He left Alina to join me where I sat.

Showboy : have you heard the latest.

Me : what’s new about this boring state hun ?

Showboy : some folks are organizing a modeling audition,heard they are selecting around states, and they are taking them to lasgidi, and they need guys. I heard they pay quiet well. You should go for it.

Me : mtchew do I look like I need money, all I need are girls to flex with.

Showboy : now that’s why I’m suggesting this to you. The female models and the male models do have some kind of hmmmn , you grab, and girls love models a lot. And with
you cuteness you’d be a right man for this.

Once they give you finishing touching. My guy you won’t be hunting for girls , they would hunt for you.

Hmmmn seems there is sense in what this guy is saying, besides, I can’t just be flexing with a lot of months I have left. And I really have to look fresh for the any white maga am going to use as my stay in the overseas. Best of it all,
money is in it and girls too. What’s more to gain in life than this. I didn’t waste any minute.

Me : oh boy, where are they registering ?