Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 21

7 years ago

Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 21

It’s been a while here though, the delay was simply due to
health issues. My Life As A Yahoo Boy is back and better

By the time I moved closer to them another girl joined them, and they
kept moving together.

I follow the trio till they got to a footpath leading to where I never
knew. I approached them.

Me : hi girls.

Lady one : hey young corper good evening

Me : aha how come you know am a corper.

Lady two : aha you guys are the talk of the town now.

Lady three: (smiling) corper’s are always popular around here.

Me : okay girls, am ife by name , can I know yours?

Lady one : I’m zainnab by name but you can call me zainny.

Lady two : (straight face) hadijat.

Lady three: Alina.

Me : Alina ? That’s all ?

Alina : yeah it’s an english name.

Me : nice one.

I sort of liked the girl alina more because of her physical features,
besides she seems more accommodating than the rest, and looks tush.

Me : okay what are you girls doing tomorrow ?

Zainny : why asking ?

Me : so maybe you could hang with my friends and I (winks).

Zainny : I guess I’d be busy although tomorrow.

Hadijat : same here also

Then I turned to Alina with a pleading/ questioning look.

Me : what about you ?

Alina : I should be free around 5pm in the evening.

“Alina!” The two other girls chorused.

Alina : what!

Me : oh thanks I’d be delighted, can I have your digits, so I could
give you a reminder call ?

We exchanged digits , but the two others girls didn’t stop staring at
us. I smell jealousy. Just ignored them and kept talking with alina
alone as we were moving down the footpath.

Me : alright guess I have to head back now, thanks for sparing me your time

I turned and left them, heading back to the Suya man side if I could
still meet him there.

Unfortunately he wasn’t there, so I turned towards the road leading to my area.
Was yet to take my third step when three dark muscular guys blocked me.

Two of the guys were saying some stuffs in hausa language that I
couldn’t pick. Then one of them pushed me backward, then I know they
meant trouble. They kept ranting. Then I noticed they pointed to the
road I was coming from. I then concluded it has something to do with
the girls I spoked with earlier.

Me : guys calm down.

Mehn they didn’t listen or perphaps they don’t even understand what I
was saying. The third guy who was yet to make a move or say anything
since aside from staring, brough out a small dagger from underneath
his cloth.

Mehn my heart skipped counts.

3rd guy: listen to me very welli. Ko this is your last warning fa. If
I see you with any of our ladies hen , in this community, walahi I
will cut you into pieces and use you for kilishi.

Seems he was the only one who could speak english a little. Mehn I was
just speechless, the other two were still blubbering in their
language, I just kept nodding.

Until the greatest shock happened.

3rd guy : walahitali if you no run now ko. I go use this knife cut ya head.

On hearing that, I took to my heels, this life is too short. I speed
directly into alex and james apartment. The door wasn’t locked. So I
barged in.

I was breathing like a live goat. I couldn’t find my voice, it’s been
long I ran like that. I just kept pointing to the door. Alex who was
busy with his pc initially,rushed to the door and locked it with the
key.

James : guy relax, siddon, wetin dey chase you ?

I was still speechless, still trying to normalize my breathe.

Alex peeped via the blinds of the window.

Alex : nothing is out here.

James : alaye what’s with you na ?

Me : haha ha (breathing slowly) nothing much, haven’t just been this
close to death before .

Alex : just relax and tell us wetin happen.

Minutes later when I was settled , I narrated All that happened to the
duo, but I got from them was laughter instead of a little compassion
which I was expecting. I was pissed by this, as in greatly pissed.
Gosh do those girls worth my life sef.

James : you know I told you earlier, before you approached them, but
you no dey listen. I dunno what you see in those girls.

Alex : those university girls ain’t enough for ya hun ? You wan come
dey do area parole. You dey craze fa. Dem for slash your face and give
you a mark as remembrance.

Mehn I was vexed , regret telling them anything at all. In annoyance,
I barged out and headed to my own apartment for the night.

In my room, I couldn’t help but to think and ruminate, the events
just kept replaying in my head.