Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 23

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 23

I decided to be a runway model. I had the looks, the build & the height to succeed as a model or so I thought. I went for the audition and I was the only guy selected, hmm my
luck. So had to moved to lagos, which was where the company was based. But who do I know I lagos self.

I scrolled through my phone book. Check names after names, to see if I have a paddy in lagos, because I don’t want to go into boredom.

Lo and behold, I found one, a yy guy i met back then I akure, krissh introduced him to me as his brother from another mother who came to akure then. And we became friends back then, we rolled together. Not until lately when
things change and we didn’t just contact each other any longer, I decided to call krissh first to ask if the guy was still in lasgidi.

Me : hello kvng of life

Krissh : (chuckles) real recognition.

Me : how far now ?

Krissh : I’m okay, just here living my life.

How has been your service in the north.

Me : omo lot of things don happen o.

This NYSC of a thing is just a waste. You won’t believe the school where I was posted to for my PPA, none of them understood English. Geez don’t know why it’s called a school sef.

Krissh: (laughing out loud) you don’t mean it. How are you now coping.

Me : woo I just do go there once in a while for my clearance letter. Have just been flexing until thing are about to take a new turn.

Krissh : henen what do you mean ?

Me : decided to be a runway model, for now still I park and go.

Krissh : shake my head. You are full of surprises. What’s that for now.

Me : woss, that’s a story for another time.
Right now I’d been leaving for lagos anytime soon. So just wanna ask if that igbo friend of yours “Olisa” still they there.

Krissh : you dey craze. You don’t have his number ba ?

Me : chill, just answer me. I have my reasons.

Krissh : okay his still there.

Me : alright, we go dey talk online now.

Krissh : indeed .

Me : okay sha bye.

Hung up

Then decided to call the Olisa of a guy.

He picked up by the second round the phone was ringing.

Me : hello chairman.

Olisa : boss mi, you remember me today. Omo
gat to head to church for thanksgiving o.

Me : (laughing) are you whining me ?, I didn’t
neglect you before now, na we we.

Olisa : hmmmn indeed, how far now? They last time I heard from you, you said you are going for your service, are you now through?

Me : not really jae, I’m coming to lasgidi, this weekend ni, and it’s seems like it’s alone you I sabi for there.

Olisa : oga mi no problem now, sha bring money along for boys.

Me : you are high.

Text me your address sha. I’d let you know when am around.

Olisa : okay now

Hung up.

Packed my stuffs, and drove all the way to lasgidi the next day.

I first lodge into a hotel to relax of all the driving I did. I then called Olisa to come and join me their, so we could head to his place together.

Soon he joined me, in the room, and I briefed him about the reason for my stay in lasgidi.

To my greatest surprise. He was into modeling also. from there I do stay in his house and at times I sleep at the hotel, but my luggages where primarily in his house.

When am not attending to my body, I’d be hustling on my pc. One way or the other, money must be made.

With time, we do go to he gym to work out. We were regular customers at the gym so naturally. Since I knew Olisa was a model , I was interested & knew I could become a model as well given I had better features than he possessed. So through Olisa, I became a full time model.
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The modeling world isn’t for the regular Joe I must say. I found myself in the midst of insanely pretty women, so I didn’t really mind the fact it took me several months to land a spot in a fashion show. It was during this show I met a popular modeling agent called John Smith, who was willing to have me on his books in his agency but on a condition. I told him I’d do anything to get signed.

So he handed me his card. I called him the next day & we arranged a meeting. I didn’t suspect anything when he asked we met at Radison Blue, a posh hotel situated at Victoria Island. I called him at the reception & he instructed the receptionist to send me upstairs to his room.

I was surprised because I thought we were meeting for drinks but still I said to myself, ‘this dude runs a modeling agency, maybe he’s upstairs with one of the many
bombshells he manages’. So I was smiling on my way to his room. I knocked on the door & he asked that I entered, he’d left the door unlocked for me. As soon as I walked through the door, I couldn’t believe what I saw with my eyes.

Lying sideways on the bed, with nothing but a red G-string on, was John Smith smiling seductively at me.