Pastor Dan - S01 E01

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Pastor Dan - S01 E01

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 1

After many years of searching for job without finding any,i decided to go into pastor work,as it as termed one of the most lucrative job as of that time.

the only problem i will be having for the main time was to be dedicated and also stop being a flirt. if award are to be given,i believed i will be given the “best flirt of the year”.

seriously,i was a long time and professional flirt. if i have not seen what is under your skirt, sis am not letting go of u. well let me live these for the main time.

since i knew i wasn’t good enough to be a pastor i decided to start from somewhere. the first option that came into my mine was really good and i embrace it at once.

i decided to first of all become and usher in the church,so i could learn more things from the pastors in my church.

that was my first plan. after maybe learning enough i will them go to the bank and collect loan. maybe when i become a pastor then i will think of the next step to take which was to stop being a womanizer.

on Wednesday morning,i went to our pastor to request for permission of being an usher and also my decision of becoming a pastor.

i went to his office direct and luckily he was in his office

me: kon kon kon

I knocked on the door.

pastor musty:(from inside)yes sister Mary come in.

me:from outsidepastor it is me Daniel o.

pastor musty:oh sorry come in the door is open.

wait o e be like say these pastor too na big time flirt. anyway make i just pretend as if i no hear wetin him talk.

me: enter insidegood day pastorI bow a little with my hands in my back

pastor mustywithout looking at megood day my boy pls take ur sit.

me:for my mindsir u mean say make i carry the chair go my house.

me:thank u sir

pastor musty:ulwc.

the man continue what he was doing without looking at me. they was a grave silence btw us that even a pin drop could be heard.

after about seven minute of silent there was a knock outside.

pastor mustyraise his head for the first time since i came insis Mary come in.

come o no be the second time i dey hear sister Mary?

The Supposed Miss Mary Flipped The Door Open And Came In.

In The Process Of Her Locking The Door,i Used That Time To Access Her From Head To Toe.

She Wore A Skimpy Short Skirt Which Stop Just Below Her Kneel Level.

She Wore That Kind Shirt Wey Them The Call Show Me Ur Back on top One Kind Find Necklace Like That.

Brothers Her Backyard No Be Here O.When I Mean She Package Ehm U Go Soon Understand.I Used My Corner Eye To Look At Pastor Musty,he Was All On Smile And Looking At Something.

I Trace His Eyes An I Was Surprised When I Saw That His Eyes Were On Her Big Bumbum.

Chaill These Pastor Bad. No Wonder Reekodos Banks Say Your Poblem Dey For Your Back O.

Miss Mary Lock The Door And Turn Her Face And Face Me And I Got The Greatest Shock Of My Life.

The Same Lady That I’ve Been Toasting For More That Two Month Was The One Here In My Pastor Office With The Shortest Bum Shot I I’ve Ever Dreamt Of.

The Same Girl Wey The Form Horlie Than Thou For Church Na Her Be These For My Pastor Office, Unbelieveable.

Shock Was Boldly Written In Her Eyes The Moment She Saw Me. Though I Was Also Shocked,but I Hide It,and Fake A Smile.

I Glance At Pastor Musty And He Was Still Smiling Like A New Born Fowl. I Wanted Standing Up And Leaving The Office But It Was As If My Legs Were Pin To The Ground

Mary:fake Smilemorning Pastor

Pastor Musty:morning My Dear

Mary:ehm…Pastor I Will Check On U Later.I Can See Your Are Busy.

Pastor Musty:chewing The Back Of His Penyeah Actually I Was Busy But Am Doneturn To Meehm…Daniel Pls Can U Give Me At least Thirty Minute Pls I Will Get Back To You When Am Done. And Lest Before I Forget Don’t, I Repeat Don’t Check On Me Till I Send For You Am I Making Sense At All.

Meangry:but Sir I….

Pastor Musty:pointing His Hand Towards The Doorsheeee No But Used The Door.

I Stormed Out Of The Office In Anger I Couldn’t Believe The Pastor Send Me Out Of His Office Just Because Of A Woman.

Now The Words Of My Literature Teacher Back Them In Secondary School Flash Back

To Me:

“you see children in these live women can some time help your destiny and can also some times destroy your destiny. so beware of the type of woman you follow. a mother can used twenty years to train a child in the way of the lord but a girl can make him stupid within two minute.”

these means say my pastor don stupid na yansh go kill the man. I dey talk of person what of me?

What happened next?

find out in the next exciting episode of Pastor Dan