Men Dey Reason - S01 E136

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E136

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 136

My prayer for Bigie was for Man not to send a

punch to his face. A punch that might either make

Bigie start dancing or turn him into a Dummy.

“because you don finish University abi? you no

want make i write JAMB enter University abi, e no

go work for you” Man thundered.

Man really needed to gain admission into the

University and Maybe study English language to

clean-up his poor grammar.

“I go blow this guy oh” Man threatened.

“no blow am abeg” I pleaded. I had seen enough of

the wonders of Taley.

“ok, take this phone, go sell am for Ama Hausa,

the phone fine, you go sell am like 6k for Ama

Hausa” I offered Man the most expensive of the

phones i stole at Riverside. Sorry, i never “stole”

but just “took”.

My definition of stealing is taking something from

someone without the person knowing. Since the

owners saw me took the phones, so i never stole

but just took them.

“Flow you sure say I go fit sell this phone reach

6k?” Man asked.

“guy the new of this phone na 14k for market, as

this one still new small, you go sell am like 6k, i

dey sure” I said.

Ama Hausa was known for buying items half the

price the brand new of that item would cost, that

is only if the item still looked new. For instance,

if you bought a shoe 14,000naira, and two months

later you intend selling that shoe at Ama Hausa,

have it at the back of your mind that it would be

sold 7,000naira or less.

“oh, you dey wear Gold sef, abi you thief that one

sef” I saw the 18 carat Gold necklace Bigie wore.