Men Dey Reason - S01 E113

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E113

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 113

“make we give the salon Masflobtebap cutz, all of

us name dey there” Man suggested a name that

sound like latin.

“no, make we give am Brain cutz” Brainbox

suggested. “which kin name be that one? Na Brain

we go dey cut abi na hair” I attacked.

“why don’t we name it Divine favour cutz” Pkc

suggested.

“Pkc that one na church name na, no be church we

wan open na” Man said.

Left to our selfish suggestions, we would had

written a Dictionary that night. Because Baba jay

for instance would want the name of the Barber’s

shop to be “Baba the Baba”, while Snoop certainly

would want it to be named “Snoop Dogg”.

We all sat trying to figure out the best name for

our Barber’s shop. In my mind i was thinking of

“Flow cutz” as a picture perfect name for the

Barber’s shop, i never mentioned it out, because

it was centered on the name Flow.

Snoop who had been quiet althrough came up with

the most peferred name when he said, “since na

all of us join money start the business, and all of

us na big boys, make we call am Big Boys cutz”.

The name sounded perfect to me, and i was sure it

also sounded perfect to everyone save Pkc. What i

wanted hearing from Pkc was “Divine Big Boys

cutz”. Yes, we needed Divine prosperity in the

business, but we must not add “Divine” to the

name for this to come to past.

“ehnnnnn! Thats a nice name” Pkc said what

stunned me.

“Pkc you like the name?” I needed to confirm.

“yeah! Its a nice name” He nodded.

“who go dey barb hair for the barbing salon sef?”

Man asked.

“na me na!” Baba jay and Snoop said at the same

time.

“the two of you can barb well?” Pkc asked.

“i be expert barber, na for barbing salon my Mama

born me na” Baba jay said.

Born in the Barber’s shop indeed! And born with

epilepsy.

At that moment, i was imagining Baba jay cutting

someone’s hair and epilepsy attack struck. There

would be two things involved; either customers

would stop coming to our Barber’s shop because

they would think the owners are demonic, or

customers would from that day refuse Baba jay

from cutting their hair, i think the latter would

be milder.

“what of you Snoop, can you cut hair well?” Pkc

asked.

“na for barbing salon i do my six months IT that

time wey i dey school na” Snoop answered.

Very funny!! Snoop had previously told us he did

his six months Student Industrial Work Experience

Scheme(SIWES) in his Cousin’s Barber’s shop at

Onitsha.