Men Dey Reason - S01 E112

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E112

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 112

That person was Cosmos my friend. Albeit he made

use of a lantern to see properly, he was so blind

that he was practically bisecting my head. I was

injured in so many parts of my big head.

I never took my bath that night, i just poured

water on my head, rubbed off the water with a

wrapper and went to bed. The next morning as i

was taking my bath, that was when it dawned on

me the damage Cosmos had done. I cried like a

baby in the bathroom because soap resting on the

injuries caused me great pain.

I got to school and my friends couldn’t hold their

laughter. One of them even named the haircut or

rather hairdamage “High tension”. His reason for

naming the hairdamage “High tension” was

because according to him, my head could generate

electricity, he further said the lines on my head

were like high tension wires.

That was how i got the nickname “High tension”.

“where Pkc na?” I asked. “him dey kitchen dey

cook” Snoop answered.

“Flow i don pay my money for the salon finish”

Snoop said. “how you take do am na?” I inquired.

“I chop Tupac and Bigie for gamble today, i chop

them plenty money” Snoop said.

“me sef don pay my own oh, i don give Baba jay”

Tega informed.

“everybody don pay finish, Flow na only you remain

to complete your own” Baba jay said.

I gave Baba jay some money, he nodded after

counting, then he said, “i go go buy the things

wey we go put inside the shop tomorrow, but the

problem be say, wetin we go give the name of the

barbing salon sef?”.

You need to hear the funny names my guys

brought as suggestions.

And you also need to hear the funny name we

ended up giving the Barber’s shop.