Men Dey Reason - S01 E110

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E110

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 110

With so much fury, i stood up. My eyes gradually

turned red courtsey of the stench of the fart.

My eyes always turns red when my anger reaches

boiling point.

“e no go better for person wey mess, that person

go continue to dey mess every 30seconds, that

person body go dey smell mess forever and ever” I

cursed.

“Amen!!” My friends chorused.

“Bros take am easy dey curse na” The fat f’oul

spoke out. And i saw that her face was as deadly

as her fart.

“make i take am easy? if na you mess, talk na, so i

no go curse again” I said.

The stench was too much. D--n too much.

“abeg i no get appetite to chop again, Obele take

your money” Man paid Obele.

As we were about leaving, Brainbox hurriedly took

the six boiled eggs from our plates and said, “the

mess no reach the egg na”

As we got close to our gate, we noticed that Baba

jay had brought the Container and it had already

been painted. It was positioned on a nice spot.

“Tega you don come back from Nwanyi Asaba?” I

almost asked Tega as i saw him operating his

laptop on getting home.

“Tega you don come back from Asaba?” Man asked,

omitting the “Nwanyi” from what i almost said.

Tega looked different that evening, he was bald.

His head was like a desert. Maybe Kalahari desert.

The haircut he wore is called “Gbadagba” in Ibo

and “Afarikorodo” in Yoruba.

“Tega why you barb this kin haircut na, person die

for una house?” Man asked.

“person no die, leave am for me, i like am like

that” Tega replied.

“abi na this haircut Nwanyi Asaba say make you

barb?” I nearly said.

Talking of such haircut, i will never forget the day

i was bald to school. That day i came face to face

with my worst nightmare.

I never planned to go to school bald, but like they

say in Pidgin; “na condition make crayfish bend”.