Men Dey Reason - S01 E109

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E109

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 109

As we started eating our meal, i noticed that a

Guy and a Lady sat behind me. I concluded they

were on a date because i saw how the guy was

whispering sweet words to the ears of the Lady

who was laughing like the Fat f’oul she was. Wow!

What a romantic place to go on a date, Obele’s

canteen, or better still Obele’s eatery.

We were enjoying our delicious indomie “jejely”

when i heard, “broaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” i knew a fart

just came out of the Fat a”ss of the Fat f’oul that

sat behind me, because that was where the sound

came from.

“Flow you dey mad oh, we dey chop, you dey mess”

Man accused me of what i never did.

“you dey mad sef, no be me mess, how i go

disgrace myself for public” I replied.

We continued eating, oweing to the fact that the

fart was a “Neat fart”.

A neat fart is a fart without smell.

Obele brought the boiled eggs we ordered and

decorated them on our plates.

A minute later, i heard, “broaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”

again. I initially thought my phone was Vibrating,

because it was on Vibrate mode, and it was in the

character of making a scary noise when vibrating.

I touched my pocket to confirm it wasn’t my

phone.