Men Dey Reason - S01 E78

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E78

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 78

The Suya was peppery and hot.

I loved the sweetness of the pepper, so i took a

lot of pepper with every chunk.

Soon my right hand was infested with pepper, it

was as if i wore a glove.

Suddenly, i felt something tingling in my l’ap. I

concluded it was my imagination, so i ignored it.

The tingling feelings moved to my b’alls, and it

was hurting me this time around.

“yeeeeeh, my p’rick oh, my p’rick” I cried bitterly

as i dipped my right hand into my trouser to know

what was causing me such pain.

After moving my hand to the cardinal points of my

P’enis, lo and behold my hand held a cockroach. I

quickly crushed the cockroach without thinking

twice.

“na dis mumu cockroach oh” I said, as i threw away

the remains of the cockroach. “the cockroach no

get respect for elders” Brainbox teased.

I realized Brianbox was two pieces of meat ahead

of me, so i hastily grabbed two mighty chunks and

threw it into my mouth.

As i was about sending home the pieces of meat i

was chewing with a sip from my bottle of Coca

cola, i noticed there was a whitish liquid on my

index finger.

I concluded the whitish liquid could be from the

Suya, so my tongue did the job of rubbing the

liquid off.

The liquid tasted like phlegm.

I glanced at the floor to notice that the cockroach

was moving partially.

I also noticed that the cockroach had a whitish

liquid in it’s a’nus area.

That was when it dawned on me that i just

swallowed either cockroach poo or cockroach pee,

or a combination of both.

Suddenly i begane to feel something peppery in my

b’alls.

My b’alls were responding to the pepper i had

baptized it with. Not only my b’alls, my entire

thigh.

“aaaaaaaaaaaaah! My p’rick oh, my p’rick oh” I

cried bitterly.