Men Dey Reason - S01 E67

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E67

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 67

There had been incessant reports of missing

persons lately, the bodies of these missing

persons were after some days found floating in

Otammiri river.

I turned to see that Brainbox had been baptized

with his own poo. Poo was painted all over his

shirt. And he sat very close to me, “guy no rub

s’hit for my body oh” I warned.

“Enyi, make una carry them make we go arrange

their head” Agwo commanded.

Enyi means Elephant. A perfect name for someone

fatter than Bigie.

The “Elephant size” guy called Enyi dragged me up

and said, “na today una go die, una go go do

apprentice for devil for hell fire”.

“Flow anaa!!” I cried on a low voice.

“Floo anaa” means “this is the exit of Flow”. That

was what i said because i had concluded we would

die.

Enyi grabbed me by my hands with so much

strength that he almost amputated me.

“Agwo biko nunu!!” Brainbox was pleading with

Agwo while i put my Brain to work.

It was getting dark, and the place they were

dragging us to was a deserted part of the bush

that even if we cried for help, our voices wouldn’t

be heard.

I heard a cracking, as if my elbow joint had been

dislocated as Enyi pulled me with so much

strength.

“okay, we wan pay una” I said and they stopped

abruptly. “we go pay una with our phone” I

stated. “where una phone?” Enyi yelled, “see my

own here” I brought out mine.

“na dis r’ubbish phone be your phone?” One of the

guys with a “bicycle seat head” said.