Men Dey Reason - S01 E66

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E66

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 66

Brainbox also tried running but was held firmly by

one of the guys.

That was the beginning of our sorrows. I and

Brainbox.

“you see this ur s’hit? U go chop am” The guy on

black singlet threatened. “bros, e better make

you cut my head with this cutlass oh, i no go chop

my s’hit, God forbid!!” I sounded stubborn.

“oya lie down for this ur s’hit” the guy that held

Brainbox commanded him.

Since i was already seating on my poo, there was

no need for me to seat or lie on my poo.

“I say begin chop ur s’hit” The guy on black singlet

ordered for the umpteenth time. “bros, e better

make i die than for me to chop my s’hit” I boldly

spoke.

“u wan die abi? Okay choose one; you go chop ur

s’hit or you go pay 2000naira fine, or as you wan

die, i go cut ur head” He gave me three options.

“bros, 2000naira too much na, when una catch

Bigie na 1000naira him say him pay” I almost said.

“i say choose one!” He yelled. “bros, i no go fit

chop my s’hit and i no go fit pay 2k” I stated.

“okay choose the place for ur neck wey i go cut?”

He said bringing the machete to touch my neck.

The coldness of the machete on my neck sent cold

shivers down my spine.

For a while, i forgot i wasn’t caught alone, but

with my friend Brainbox.

“Agwo dem this boys no get money oh, make we

arrange their Eshi for our Chairman” One of the

guys that held Brainbox said dragging Brainbox to

where i sat. “na wetin we go do be that na” The

guy called Agwo replied.

If you are Ibo, you would agree with me that

Agwo is a dangerous name. Dangerous because it

means Snake. The guy called Agwo was really as

merciless as a Snake. He was the same guy that

wanted me to eat my poo.

“Agwo them this boys no get money oh, make we

arrange their Eshi for our Chairman” I recalled

what one of the guys said earlier.

If Eshi in Ibo means Head, then i would leave you

to say the kind of Soup we were in; Okro, Egusi, or

better still Ogbono soup.

It instantly dawned on me that these guys wanted

to give our heads to their “Chairman” who would

use it for Money rituals.