Men Dey Reason - S01 E57

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E57

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 57

In kponkpon work, water is one vital thing, its

importance can’t be over-emphasized. So, how

fast

the work for that day would go is dependent on

how fast i supplied water.

The block industry was located very close to a

bus

stop. So i disguised myself by putting on

sunglasses and a face cap, so that whoever

sees

me wouldn’t recognise me.

So, with my sunglasses, face cap, and my

“elegant”

kponkpon attire, i started fetching the water.

Not

knowing what the nearest future holds.

I had finished fetching one drum. As i crossed

the

road and walked towards the block industry,

“Flow!

Flow!!” someone was calling me, it was a

female

voice.

I initially tot it was another Flow the person

was

calling and not my Flow, because no female

knew i

was doing kponkpon.

“Flow!! Flow!!” the voice continued. This time,

i was

convinced it was my Flow, so i turned.

Lo and behold, i saw Kate catwalking towards

me.

“so dis is where you work? u are a labourer?”

She

said as she came close. “ehnn, i am a Civil

Engineering student, and am doing my six

month IT

here” I almost said.

“ehnn, i am the Site Engineer of that site” I

found

the best lie. A lie i neatly said pointing to our

Site.

“ok, i came to see one of my male friend, he

owns

dis block industry” Kate said pointing at the

same

block industry i was fetching water from. “so

na

one of ur sugar daddy get dis block industry?” i

almost said.

Kate took her time and stood with me for a

while

asking me some irrevant questions about my

job as

the Site Engineer, i was simply answering her

questions with lies. Big, fat, award winning

lies.

From the corner of my left eye, i saw Brainbox

standing at the other side of the road. Maybe

he

wanted to buy something from the nearby

shop, so

i tot.

“Flow!! We dey wait for you na, water don

finish”

Brainbox yelled. Kate heard that, she turned

and

saw Brainbox. “Brainbox don kill me oh!” i tot.

I felt

like the ground should open up and swallow me.

How could a Site Engineer be fetching water

for

the site, How?