Men Dey Reason - S01 E05

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E05

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5

We chatted a bit making roof raising noise

before we started falling asleep one after

the other.

I caught Insomnia that night, all i was

thinking was the kind of funny house i would

spend the next one year in.

I wished Brainbox had not slept so he would

keep me company just as he always did when

we were at Umunkoto, we would silently chat

at the middle of the night. I never knew a

non-stop “thundering” sound and a “killing”

stench would keep me company that night.

“braaaaaaaaa brooooo broooo braaaaaa

braaaaaaaaa!!” was what i heard. To be

sincere, i initially tot it was thunder or maybe

someone was beating a drum outside. It was

so loud that the big mattress we were lying on

vibrated greatly. I turned left to take my

first dose of the stench.

Baba Jay was lying by my left while Snoop was

lying by my right, Brainbox was lying on the

other mattress with Pkc and Tega. I

suspected no other a’nus but Baba jay’s

a’nus for the fart “crime”.

I inhaled the smell not only through my nose

but also through my mouth because my mouth

was ajar in astonishment. I was the only one

awake, Pkc was even snoring. “braaaa

braaaaaa braaaaa broooo!!” i heard another

deafening fart. This time the vibrating

effect on the mattress caused a force to pull

me up. My stomach was spinning, not only was

my stomach spinning, my eyes were spinning

also. I felt Something dangling in my lower

abdomen, was it my kidney? “yeeeeh! So naso

mess go make person get kidney failure? God

forbid!!” i said to myself “God! Man pekin go

suffocate here oh, which kin smell be dis” i

cried out with both hands on my nose.

The room was dark and hot, i couldn’t see

clearly. 10minutes later, the smell was

gradually subsiding when, “braabraa

braaabraa braaaabraaa” Baba Jay gave me

another dose.

I hurriedly went close to the window in other

to revive my already dying kidney. It was of

no use because the smell had clouded not only

the room, but outside.

“na me be Baba Jay, the only guy wey get

award for Guiness book of record for the

world best mess” i remembered how Baba Jay

introduced himself. Indeed he deserved the

Guiness book of records award for the world

best fart, he also deserved to be given a

Grammy award, because his fart was really

Good music.

All the dose of stench i had inhaled made me

“overdosed”. It was like an elixir that cured

the insomnia i had, making me sleep like a

baby.