Food Is Ready - S01 E02

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Food Is Ready - S01 E02

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

And we also found out that she had long been liking him.

She just wanted to make a brova sweat.

Y girls??? Y do y’all do dis??? Just tell me y?

I remember d day our man brought d news

We went to eismann (a prominent bar in school) to celebrate.

Popped drinks, poured on him.

People wen see us go thinksay dem don award us contract…

Smh shey? Yeah we know.

The dating started

My friend was of bestest (allow me pls) behaviour.

Him no wan hear story Say bird born four children nine come die.

And we understood his plight.

His ranking in school also increased…

As per dater of arguably d prettiest gal in skool.

D gal sef she sabi grab attention.

She Holds his hands in school.

gives him pda (public display of affection)

Eiyaaa!!!!

we were so all happy for them

It was all so romantic brings out handkerchief

So touching sniffs

So

So…OMG!!!!

Now am gettin all emotional and I wanna cry

My man was in love bursts into tears

LoL

Omo I must mention that d pda dey reach us too.

So yeah!!!! We were happy for him…..

Like really really happy….

/> Then at last….

She decides to come n spend d night…

[]Omo mein!!!!

If u see preparation…

Lmao!!!!

Environmental sanitation for d room like say na last saturday of the month…

air freshner: check!!!

Washed white toilets(lmao): check!!

Full generator tank incase nepa misbehave: double check!!!

Ehhmmm lemme see anything else?

U know every na…let’s just say

Our room was ready to receive princess diana

Brrrrrrroom!!!

D bike stopped…

She started entering the compound

My friend went out to receive her

See eyes from our lodge people.

And d babe sha sabi handle attention

She first give my man better hug and peck 1st

When she came inside d house, she gave us our own hug too sha without peck though…

But nodding dat was over okay for us..

And there we where….

Watching film away and bidding time before we exile…(winks u knw hw it works shey? Naughty u )

From nowhere…

an unexpected question came up…

She was like “guys have u eaten”

We first look our man to know whether dis na d exit question

And he was like yes but …..

She cut in and said she wanted to cook…

I think to impress my guy

Cos he was a huge fan of girls that could cook.

Ehn!!!

Girl fine like dis

Come sabi cook….

No tell me… u tell me…

is it not d Lord’s doing?

I was almost tempted to ask her if she had a sister…

She stood up

Went to our stocked up kitchen (we prepare wella for dat side too mein nothing must be left to chance)

And started bringing stuffs out ready to cook…

“One more thing guys, pls leave d room I want to surprise y’all”

Her rating in my books was leaving hundred

And entering about 2million….

We all left including our man….