Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E02

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E02

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On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know

that moment when all of your body itches you

and you just don’t know why. Nothing seems

to interest you and you just feel weak. So I

was in this particular mood that day.

I needed to let it out on someone. And was

looking for a prey.

My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was

Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.

We started our chat. I have to confess, i was

quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe that’s

why she’s my main chick. She cares a lot.

I was determined to vent all my anger on her.

So as i was going hard on her. I guess she

figured out something was wrong and started

to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept

maintaining nothing was wrong while being a

total Sadist.

A while later when she probably got tired, she

called my phone.

Her:what’s wrong?

Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa

Her: are you sure?

Me: yea. Was that why you called?

Her: not really

Me: so?

Her: well, i didn’t see my period

Me: who did you give it to?

Her: you.

Me: Really?

Her: be serious for once naa.

Something hit me on my mind immediately.

It dawned on me that she said just she didn’t

see her period. The implications seemed to

simmer into my head. I pause and continued,

this time with much concern in my voice.

Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is

your period supposed to start now?

Her: yea. Its 3 days late and i’m scared like

this o.

By this time, my voice was real shaky.

I couldn’t even afford a condom talk more of

affording a baby.

Me: But i have always been careful naa.

How come?

Her: i don’t know o. Shey i told you to buy

condom that day but you were too drunk to

care.

Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?

Her: Nop, i’m not sure, i just like it more when

you are scared than when you are angry. Just

buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you.

Bye bye.

She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By

this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling

somehow.

That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats

why i love her.

stay tuned for next episode