Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E01

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E01

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My Facebook messenger binged. I opened it

and it was my new Ghana girl. She said hi, i

said hello. We started our usual chats. I

usually don’t like going far with girls that i’m

sure wont be of any benefit to me. So our

chat was mainly about what she ate, how she

ate, the color of what she ate and who

cooked what she ate. You know the usual

Facebook chat.

So i decide to check out her Facebook photos

once more. I saw she had uploaded new

pictures. These ones were clearer than the

ones she uploaded in the past.

I seemed to notice that all her features were

clearer here and she has joined Facebook bad

gang. The ones that purposely flash their

b0s0m and booty at the camera. My h---y

mind set it.

So i decided to take the convo deeper.

Me: so what are you doing?

Her: I’m about to take my bath, u?

Me: well, am on my way to the market. So

can i join you in the bath?

Her: sure, i will increase the bath water.

Me: just pull off and wait for me.

Her: kk, I’m waiting boo……

………..

The convo got more kinky. My J0yst!ck had

already tripled in size. We were both enjoying

ourselves.

We were at the peak of it all when the bus

came to a halt. My J0yst!ck was still as hard

as olumo rock.

I looked up from my phone and

everybody was alighting from the bus. I

noticed i had gotten where i was supposed to

get down. The conductor looked at me.

Me: I never reach my bus stop naa

Conductor: Oga na here we dy stop o.

I looked at him with sweat all over me and

observed my J0yst!ck,. In my mind i was like

“Oga go down naa”.

Only God knows how i managed to leave there

that day with my erection.

These days. I have learnt to pocket my phone

anytime I’m in a bus…