Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 30
*CONTINUES*
We’re taking the car,” I
said, making a beeline
for the counter, where
the keys were.
“No, no, no.” He grabbed
the keys before I could,
pocketing them and
saying, “It’s for the
ultimate picnic
experience! We have to
ride bikes.”
Is it just me, or is Seth
Everett actually one
weird fellow?
“I half-expect you to
tell me that I should
wear an appropriate
picnic sundress,” I said,
almost absentmindedly.
You could not blame me
for the look of horror on
my face as Seth smiled
at me, saying, “Well,
actually… I already
picked one for you.”
Dear god. Okay, it is
most definitely not just
me. Seth Everett really
is one weird fellow.
Shoot me now.
Should
We Check Your
Pulse?
“I am never getting on
that bike again.” I glared
at Seth. “I don’t give a
hell with what you’re
going to say, but that’s
fine. I’m walking home
if I have to.”
Seth rolled his eyes.
“You’re overreacting.”
I scoffed. “I’m
overreacting? You really
think that—”
He grinned, and without
warning, he was
running. That would
have been fine, really,
but the thing was, he
grabbed my right arm
as he ran, which meant
that I half-ran, half-
stumbled behind him.
As if adding fuel to the
fire was going to help
him.
“Everett,” I warned and
he stopped so abruptly
that I actually bumped
on his back with a lame,
“Oof.”
He didn’t seem to take
notice of this as he
surveyed the park and
where we were
standing.
Since it was a Saturday,
the park was filled with
all sorts of people.
Mothers and children,
college dudes, old people
doing what old people
do, women sporting
different kinds of sport
bras jogging around the
grass, people reading
books by a tree, and
honestly, there were
simply too many
random people doing
random stuff.
“I love this spot,” he
said, with an almost
nostalgic smile
plastered across his
face.
I noticed, for the first
time, that we were
standing by a weird
tree. It was one of
those big-trunk trees
with a hole in the side. I
would probably fit inside
it if I crouch. I eyed Seth
and said, “You’ve been
here before?” Which
was a stupid question, I
admit, because
obviously, he had been
here before.
“We used to have
picnics every Saturday,”
he said and moved with
familiarity as he spread
the blanket right below
the tree.
Used to. Which meant
that they’re not having
them anymore. “What
happened?” I asked
casually as I crossed
my arms over my
chest. I hadn’t even
realized that I was
panting and was a little
out of breath from
when he dragged me
here.
He shrugged. “Just
stuff.”
I could tell “just stuff”
obviously meant
something more to him,
but he doesn’t go
around asking my
“stuff,” so I didn’t ask
him further about this.
“Well, I’ve never
actually had a picnic.”
He stopped
straightening out the
blanket to look up at
me. The horrified look
on his face was enough
to make me snort
rudely.
“You’ve never—God,
what kind of childhood
did you have?” he shook
his head as he said this,
and I actually flinched.
I knew he meant it as a
harmless rhetorical
question, but I couldn’t
help but recoil at his
words, not wanting him
to know that they
actually hit home and
struck a chord.
He must have noticed,
though, because his
expression sobered a
little and he cleared his
throat awkwardly.
“You’re going to enjoy
this.” He recovered and
sent me a knowing, all-
too-confident and very
Seth-ish smile. “Do you
know the most
important part of a
picnic?”
I blinked.
“Relaxation.” He smiled
and took a seat on the
blanket, laying back,
both his hands
supporting his weight.
“You just have to relax,
Evans.”
Rolling my eyes, I took a
seat on the spot that I
deemed was far
enough from him. “Isn’t
the point of a picnic
connected to food?”
“The food’s just a
bonus.” He waved his
hand as if dismissing
the thought altogether,
as if it didn’t actually
matter. “What’s
important is that you
get to relax and just
enjoy.”
“Yeah, right.
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Evans, why don’t you
just let go?” He
sounded irritated. “It’s
a fine Saturday morning
and you’re with the
Seth Everett. What
more could you ask for?
You’re probably living
the dream.”
A rude laugh made its
way out of my mouth.
“Oh, aren’t you just
adorable? You think
everyone enjoys your
presence? Way to
ignore the obvious,
Everett. You’re face to
face with living proof
that not everybody
adores you and you
manage not to
acknowledge that?”
His lips quirked into his
smile. And yes, he does
have his own smile,
with the one corner
thing and all. “You love
being with me.”
By this time, I was
laughing out loud. And it
wasn’t even the happy,
genuine laughter—it
was that rude, making-
fun-of-him laugh.
“Whatever makes you
sleep at night.”
Then suddenly he had
grabbed me and had me
lying on my back as
well, so we were lying
side by side. “God,
Evans. Don’t be so
difficult. Just relax and
fall in love and have kids
and be positive and
shit.”
“Are you high on
something?” I asked
him. “Honestly, are
you?”
I tried sitting, but he
only grabbed me
halfway up, which
resulted to me bumping
my head on the ground
painfully and my back
protesting in a dull ache
as well. I gritted my
teeth together. “What
is your problem?” I
snapped.
“You,” he replied.
My head whipped to
look at him, and his
eyes were actually
closed, a ghost of a
smile on his face. I
scowled. “Excuse me,
you’re the one who
dragged me here and
—”
He groaned, cutting me
off. “Kyla Evans, will you
please just sit back and
enjoy the day?”
“How about no?”
His eyes snapped open
and he said, “Since you
asked for it…”
Before he could even
move, I sat up quickly
(to avoid him pulling me
back again) and scooted
farther. “Don’t even try
anything. I’m going to
—”
Suddenly, he was also
up and grabbing me,
hands tickling me at my
sides. I jerked away and
tried to fight the tickling
sensation but I couldn’t.
And I still don’t get how
the girls in movies
manage to look decent
and even cute while
being tickled, because I
was pretty sure I
looked ridiculous
writhing and squirming
with my hair going all
directions and my dress
getting hitched higher
and higher up my thighs
in an attempt to make
him let go.
“Stop!” I said as I tried
kicking him off, probably
just showing off my
underwear for everyone
who was paying
attention to see.
“Then promise me you’ll
really try to just simply
enjoy the morning,” he
said.
I kept my mouth shut.
He must have
remembered that my
ears were ticklish,
because he was
suddenly tickling them
until I was forced to
say, “Okay, okay, fine!”
He let go almost
instantly. As I
straightened myself up,
I wanted to wipe that
stupid smug look on his
face. He looked so d--n
satisfied of himself
that I really did want to
bash his head with
something hard.
Presumably something
that could crack that
thick skull open.
“Behave,” he warned,
probably picking up on
my murderous intent.
“You don’t want me
tickling you again, do
you? I’d be more than
willing to.”
I would have tried
something, but then I
just let my shoulders
sag, feeling tired and
restless. “Ugh. You
know what? Fine,
whatever.”
Arguing with Seth was
proving to be nearly
impossible.
We were lying both on
our backs in silence. I
was concentrating on
calming my breathing
and trying not to argue
with him again. I was
also thinking if I should
bolt already and abort
this picnic. Knowing that
trying to fight Seth
would only exhaust me,
I just kept quiet in the
hopes that he takes my
silence as a sign that
I’m “relaxing.
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Maybe Seth was
actually a hippie, with all
his relaxing and letting
go crap.
“So, the whole student
body knows we’ve
gone on a picnic, and…”
He trailed off.
A flash blinded me for a
second, and I realized
that he’d taken a
picture.
“What the hell,
Everett?”
He grinned at me. “I will
post this on Facebook
for evidence. It will get
the rumor mill up.”
I was about to voice
out a complaint, but
then I just settled with
saying, “Fine.
Whatever.” Let the
dude do what he wants
to do.
After a few seconds of
silence, a thoughts
occured to me. I looked
at him curiously and
said, “Hey, I’m just
curious…”
“Hmm?” he said
distractedly as he
examined the photo. I
fought the urge to roll
my eyes at his profane
vanity.
“With you helping me
with this stuff and all,
you want to make
everyone think you like
me, right? And that
you’ve changed for
me?”
“Uh, I’m pretty sure
we’ve established that
days ago?”
“Well, if you want
everyone to think that
you’ve actually taken a
liking to me, does that
mean you’ve stopped
sexually harassing
every available female
in the room? That you
haven’t stuck your
tongue down every
girl’s throat? That you
actually kept what’s in
your pants to yourself
ever since we began
this whole charade?”
He winced as I’d
pointed out those stuff.
“You make me sound
like a bad person.”
“That’s because you
are one.”
“And sexually
harassing? It’s not
sexual harassment if
the other party is more
than just willing to do
something. And I don’t
stick my tongue down
—where the hell did
that phrasing even
come from? It’s both
virtually disgusting and
disturbing.”
“Well, Seth, you’re the
one who—Forget it.” I
shook my head and
sighed. “You didn’t
answer the question,
though.”
“No, okay?” he hissed
out. “I haven’t hooked
up with anyone since
this whole fiasco.”
This made my
eyebrows shoot way
up on my forehead.
“Seth Everett—you’re
actually refraining
yourself from hooking
up with random girls?”
“It’s no big deal.” He
huffed a little, almost in
indignation. “Whatever
you say. Why can’t you
just be happy that I’m
doing all this for you?”
I was now lit up with
amusement and I
openly laughed at him.
“Who would have
thought that we’d see
the day where Seth
doesn’t sleep with
every girl in a twenty-
foot radius around
you?”
Finally, he laughed as
well. “Oh, the horror,”
he says in a monotone.
“How would I ever live
without sleeping with
random girls?”
“Should I be worried?” I
asked him. “This could
very well damage your
inner workings and
mechanism. Are you
feeling faint? Should I
be checking your pulse?
We don’t want your
lack of interaction with
the opposite sex be the
reason your body stops
functioning, do we?”
He laughed a little. “You
know what, Evans?
You’re a real piece of
work.”
I was about to bite out
a snarky remark when
suddenly, something
caught my attention.
As a matter of fact,
this “something” had all
my attention and had
alarmed me so much
that I was seeing red,
red, red. Just when I
was actually beginning
to relax, actually
starting to feel at ease,
and I had to witness
this?
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