Donigspain - S01 E10

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Donigspain - S01 E10

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 10

Her unexpected presence really

placed me in a vegetative state

that took about ten seconds

before I could recollect myself.

Meanwhile, she just stood there,

hands akimbo, with this ‘yesss,

bring it on!’ expression now

written over her face.

”Yes, errm, I mean… (clears

throat)… Actually, it’s true that I

wanted to speak with you.

Please, give me a few minutes let

me arrange my books and also

chain my sit to my locker, ok,” I

requested in a stuttering voice.

Truth be told, my plea for a little

time was based on the rationale

that she will have to wait me

outside the class which would

give me enough room to practice

a few seconds yoga breathing in

order to fully recover my

evaporated confidence.

”No problem, I’ll be right here

waiting,” she replied.

”Ok, let me help you arrange

your books while you chain your

locker and sit together,” she

finally concluded with this heart-

melting smile which left me

fantasizing over a yet to be

assured successful wooing. I

finally managed to chain the two

woodworks together with

trembling hands and thus we

headed outside the class

towards the school gate.

”Thanks for helping me out with

my books. I really do appreciate,”

I said to her as a way of

expressing my gratitude while

she simply chuckled.

”My name is Spain and you are?”

I asked. All these while I have

been unable to really know her

name.

”So you don’t know my name?

Hmmm, ok na, that aside, why

did you want to see me?” she

questioned me back with an

askance look.

*kai, na my first Bleep up be dis

o. I dey find girl and I no even try

to first find out her name from

people*

”Am sorry for not knowing your

name. It’s just that am still very

much a new student in this

school.” I replied defensively.

”Ok, my name is Nkeiruka but am

more often called Nkeiru,” she

finally opened up.

Wheeew, first hurdle crossed

”Wow, that’s nice. That’s actually

my immediate elder sister’s

name. Hmmm, that does not

mean you’re my elder sister o,” I

jokingly posited while I secretly

prayed for her not to see this

statement as a bad attempt to

sound funny. My heart was

magically coated with honey

when she let out this hysterical

laugh which I took as a green

light and I immediately ceased

the opportunity to make my

intentions known to her.

”Nkeiru, I’ve really observed you

for some weeks now and I found

out you’re not like other girls in

this school, so that’s the reason

why I asked to meet with you

because I want to ask you to be

my girlfriend.”

She stopped walking immediately

the last word came out of my

mouth which made my heart to

pound like a five-loader compact

disc sound system.

”I hope you know this is not why

we were sent to school? Our

parents sent us to school so we

can become better people by

studying our books and not to

come here and start making

boyfriends and girlfriends,” she

replied with a serious expression

while I scratched my head.

”Please o, I don’t mean that type

of girlfriend you’re thinking of.

Am talking about someone who I

can be studying with and also

exchanging books with. After all,

am the only son so I don’t even

think I will like to risk my life

involving in immorality,” I lied

while using the last sentence as a

bribe tool to gain her trust. I

must point out that most ‘only’

sons always use this statement

whenever they want to appeal to

girls’ pity and/or trust. It’s a

veritable tool that seldom fails.

”Ok, I’ve heard but I’ll have to

think it through this weekend

before I give you my reply on

monday,” she replied but I

immediately cut her short by

pressuring her for an instant

answer right there because I’ve

already been lectured by Mike

and Kachi never to accept that ‘I

will think about it’ line from girls.

They argued that many things

could go wrong during that ‘evil’

thinking period as she might

notice some flaws either in your

looks, character, swag etc. So it is

always best to pressure her into

accepting or refusing

immediately. The odds mostly

favour the former.

”Hmmm, ok, I’ve accepted but

you must know that there will be

no sex,” she finally yielded.

*Yeeee! I feel good

parararararara*

My joy knew no bounds as I

heard those words from her

which signified my triumph in

my first ever wooing attempt.

*Hmmm, sex? Whose talking

about sex for now. Na the accept

I wan hear first. Atleast, my hand

no fall*

”Thanks for your favourable

response. I promise not to let

you down,” I concluded before

bidding her goodbye as she

entered the Ahia Iheorji (Iheorji

Market) to buy foodstuff they

would cook for lunch.