Dysfunctional - S01 E21

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Dysfunctional - S01 E21

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 21

Bosco's POV

I talked to Alex about the sensation I felt on my p*nis and he gave me his own theory on what he felt happened to me.

“Maybe Dr. Sommy is your soulmate” he assumed.

“Is that your professional advise?”

“There’s no professional advise that can explain what is happening to you Bosco, so I’m just going to fall back to fairy tales. Maybe she’s the real deal, maybe she’s the one and not isabel”

“I love Isabel”

“I know you do but let’s face it, all you’ve ever wanted is to feel something in your d*ck and now Dr Sommy just made you feel what you’ve never felt before. I’m not telling you to leave Isabel”

“You’ve never liked her”

“I don’t have anything against Isabel, I’m just saying” he paused, “Dude I don’t even know what to say”

At night, I spent longer than usual in the bathroom. As the water poured down to my entire body, my thoughts ran wild as I thought of Dr. Sommy and my near erection experience. I didnt know whether to let Isabel know or not.

I glanced at my sleeping Johnson then leaned on the wall with my eyes shut. I couldn’t wait to experience how it felt like to be inside a woman, to feel a woman’s warmth. I turned the shower valve and the water ceased immediately.

I wore my robe then stepped into my room. I sat on the bed, picked up my phone to call Isabel.

She picked up, her voice sounded different. I couldn’t put my hands around it.

“How are you doing?” I asked her,

“I’m fine” she replied. “I’m really fine”

“Seriously? And to think that you actually do n’t miss me”

“I do, I saw you today”

“I miss you already. I can’t wait to finally settled in with you. Get married to you”

“Me too” she squeaked,

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“I am, I’m about to take my shower, I think you should call back” she suggested then hung up.

Thought of Dr. Sommy crossed my mind and how the dinner ended. I felt the need to call her and I did but she refused picking my call. I got even more dusturbed. I kept on calling and she finally picked up the sixth time.

“Hello” she answered.

“How did it go?” I asked.

“It was fine” Her voice sounded hoarsy. She has definitely been crying.

“What happened?”

“We had dinner duh? What do you expect would happen during dinner?”

“Your voice….I know you’re faking it, talk to me. What happened?”

“My brother-in-law is an a*shole and my sister hates me now”

“What did he do? And wait, I thought she hated you already”

“We spoke today and now she probably hates me more than ever” I heard her sniff.

She began to explain the whole incident. She relieved herself by saying mean things she would have said to him but she didn’t.

“I don’t know which is much worse, a dead sprm or a dead pnis?” She asked and I chuckled knowing the dead p*nis reference was made to spite me.

“They haven’t had kids and I’m sure the problem isn’t from Amanda but I prefer a dead peestick any day. Call me a fan Bosco” she answered and I laughed harder.

We spoke till past twelve in the midnight. I didn’t feel like ending the call but I was feeling too sleepy so was she.

“Good night Sommy” I added with a smile. Calling her on a first name basis felt nice.

“Good night” she added and she hung up.

I stared at the phone a bit disappointed. Only a caller should end a call, a receiver shouldn’t. That’s a general rule.

I called her again.

“You don’t end the call on the caller, you let him do it”

“That’s crazy”

“It’s a general rule” i replied and she hung up again.

I let out an exasperated sigh then called her back.

“You did it again”

“What does it matter? You already said goodnight to me”

“Would it kill you to make me end the d--n call?”

“I’m sleepy, some of us have jobs”

“I have a job”

“Some of us don’t have jobs in our names” she added and I laughed.

“You’re a late comer, why should you worry about going early?”

“And now I’m going to be more late because I didn’t get to sleep on time because of you and your very long call. Are you on a special call bonus?” She asked and I scoffed.

“Well I didn’t force you to speak. We should do this call thing often, it’s nice”

“Until I experience another family and angry girlfriend drama again”

“I want to hear all about this drama you talk about. What happened?”

“Good night and” she yawned then mumbled some words I couldn’t hear and I laughed shaking my head.

“Are you drunk?” I asked and there was no word from her. She was definitely out.

“Don’t let the bed bugs bite” I added before ending the call.

Sommy’s POV

After the long call with Bosco, I had thoughts to maybe end the therapy with him. I felt the need to just see him. I didn’t want the call to end.

Listening to him speak was delightful. That soothing voice that makes you believe everything is okay even when they’re not.

As long as I continue taking him in therapy, the more I’m going to sink in so I called Emmanuel up.

“Good morning Sommy” he greeted,

“Are you free for tonight?” I asked,

“Yeah I’m always free at night. You do know I’m not a thief right?” He asked and I giggled.

“Wanna go out?” I asked,

“Sommy you’re asking me out”

“Not exactly, I just want to go out with someone and just think straight”

“In the African tradition, a guy asks a girl out”

“I’m sorry grandpa” I answered and he laughed.

“I don’t want to stay indoors and Juliet now has her boyfriend”

“Sommy are you free tonight?” He asked and I chuckled.

“Um…I don’t know grandpa, what’s up?”

“Because I know of this amazing place we can have dinner”

“Let me check my schedule….” I paused then I heard him laugh.

“When will you guys stop looking at schedule that doesn’t exist” he asked and I laughed.

“I’m free for tonight” I answered.

“I’ll pick you up at the office” he added and I nodded then waited for him to hang up.

“Do you want to say anything?” He asked and I laughed nervously.

I wanted to practice Bosco’s phone etiquette.

“No! Sorry I thought” I paused then hung up.

Bosco walked into the office and the whole place turned hot. I still wasn’t used to the idea of being in love with him.

I stood up from my chair then walked towards the window opening the blinds. I wore a red gown I bought it from Enugu.

“Don’t tell me you did it again” he asked,

he thought i farted once again and I turned to him shaking my head.

“The air conditioning is bad and Lawrence had some guys earlier on checking on it”

“Why do you call him Lawrence? He’s supposed to be your boss”

“I’d rather call him CEO or Lawrence. It’s our thing” I answered then I noticed him stare at me.

“You look too overdressed for work”

“Seriously? What’s your point? I don’t usually look pretty to work”

“I didn’t even say you look pretty”

“How do I look then?” I asked and he chuckled.

“You look great.” He answered and I blushed.

“Red looks good on you, so does blue, so those navy and peach. You’re something” he continued and I laughed.

“The red lipstick aged you though” he added and I folded my hands.

“I feel like I’m talking with a married woman” he added and I laughed once more at how g*y he spoke.

“I think I may have another theory, are you sure you’re not g*y?”

“That’s gross”

“Have you ever watched gy prn, you might get turned on” I assumed and he shook his head.

“Why would I? I love girls okay? I believe I can… I should be turned on by one” he added then cleared his throat.

“Why are you this overdressed?”

“I have a date tonight” I answered then i saw him raise his brow at me, he probably thought I was going with Joshua.

“It’s not Joshua” I answered,

“It’s that guy I met at the restaurant. Emmanuel” I added

“It hasn’t been long since Joshua broke your heart, shouldn’t you”

“Sulk and wait like a complete fool while my life waste away. Bosco take a look at me, I’m 29 years old. I always dreamt of having kids at 26 or 27. Now I’m 29, the big 29 going to 30. I’m not growing any younger. I need to get married and have perspectives”

“Marriage is not perspective. You can’t jump into a relationship because you’re desperate, you’ll only make mistakes. Do you know anything about this guy?”

“I’ll find out today”

“I don’t think you should go”

“Give me a good reason why” I requested then waited for him to speak but he said nothing.

“Marriage is not a perspective but having children is. I’m tired of being alone. I sleep alone and wake alone. That’s why most times I have to sleep over at my aunt’s so I don’t have to feel alone”

“I want to have kids too but what’s the rush?”

“One, we’re not dating , don’t speak to me like I’m Isabel and two, you can’t have kids because you don’t have a choice. Me on the other hand, I have one. If I don’t get a willing suitor before the year ends, all I’ll need is a ready sp*rm and I’ll have my baby”

“Your mind is more twisted than a maze” he answered and I took my seat.

“How are you this morning?” I asked bringing out my pen to take notes.

“I’m fine…not too fine but I’m fine, still the same impotent man” he replied and I felt my heart go heavy.

I felt sad to hear him say this.

“Have you felt any difference since you found Joseph?” I asked and i saw a bit of hesitation. He was definitely hiding something.

“Nothing to be shy about Bosco”

“Nothing…I mean it, nothing”

“Okay…you ought to feel different because you’re more relaxed now and if there’s no difference, it doesn’t make sense.”

“We’ve tried having s*x since Joe came back; it’s been futile”

“But…Nothing”

“I feel like you have something to say”

“It’s nothing”

“How’s the Investigation going for Mary and James”

“I’m still praying.”

“Do you really have to go for the date?” He asked,

why would he be thinking of my date with Emmanuel.

“I do have to go”

“Seriously? Where?”

“Are you going to chaperone me?”

“No… I’m looking out for you”

“I’ll be fine. I’ve known Emmanuel for long and I’ll get to know him very well tonight”

“Define very well?” He asked like a jealous boyfriend.

“Why are you acting like you’re my boyfriend?”

“I’m just looking out for you”

“Thanks, but I’ll be fine”

Emmanuel took me out to a restaurant. We ordered for food, talked about a lot of interesting topics but above all, I wanted to know where he works, when the situation presented itself, I went for it.

“Where do you work?” I asked,

“I work as an architect”

“Where?”

“I’m a contract person I’m not a company guy”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah I …I used to work for Mackenzie Limited before I left.”

“Why?”

“Because I wanted my independence, the company was holding me back.”

He took me out to the cinema where we watched a romantic comedy.

As we walked out of the cinema, Emmanuel stole a kiss from me.

“Seriously?” I asked and he chuckled.

“I’m sorry, I’ve had that in mind since I saw you this evening” he moved towards me, his lips pushed towards mine and I shook my head pulling back.

“I’m sorry I can’t”

“Is this about your ex?”

“It’s more Emmanuel, I’m kind of in the middle of an emotional crisis. My emotions are muddled up right now and I just need to sort myself out before I jump into another relationship”

“Sommy”

“You seem like a nice guy but I like another person”

“Joshua doesn’t deserve you”

“It’s….not exactly” I paused,

“it’s complicated”

“Wait there’s another?”

“It’s complicated. I just need time to put my feelings in check”

“Okay but I’ll be here when you’re ready. Sommy I can feel it in my veins that you’re the woman for me; I’ll be waiting till you’re ready”

“I have to go” I chipped in and he volunteered to take me home but I rejected his offer.

“Good night Emmanuel” I walked away looking up at the sky. It seemed like it was going to rain.