The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E07

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The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E07

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 7

Titled: esynachi revenge

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*CONTINUE FROM THE LAST SCENE*

Ezra sat down watching esynachi exit to the

bedroom in bilwerderment “what is wrong

with this woman self,it is really hard to

please a woman o”he said in a surprise tune

askin no one in perticuler. then he switch on

his plasma tv hanging on the wall.

*AT THE BEDROOM*

“so this man think he can spoil my day ba,

even if i love him that those not mean i

should not threat his fuckup na,he went and

bought himself an iphone shey me no fit dey

use iphone,i no what to do”she said with an

evil smirk and went into her wardrobe.

*AT THE SITTING ROOM*

Ezra was still in the sitting room watching

his favourite movie “THE FLASH”,he was so

engrossed with the kind of speed which

Barry Allen is running fast, wishing it was

him.

EVERY SUPERWOMAN NEEDS A SUPERMAN,

that was the tune of his iphone (or should i

say stolen iphone? Anyone you call am abeg)

singing FOR LIFE by RUNTOWN and that

jacked him from the movie into reality.

He looked at the screen and saw “sky” on it

he picked it with haste.

*CONVERSION BETWEEN SKY AND EZRA*

Ezra: idiot, shey the food for village don

finish you chop abi, you no wan come back

again ba?

Sky: “your papa lap,who you dey call idiots

you sure say you well? Anyway i dey Benin

now o i land yesterday na

Ezra: “ewe”he shouted on the phone.so u

don land and you no fit call me?,i first talk

am say you be correct M.U.M.U why you no

fit call me since?

Sky: my phone switch off na that is why. You

no say you na my real guy na, so i no fit land

without calling you.

Ezra: i understand but you still be fool

(sometime i dey wonder whether this guy

call Ezra fit talk without insulting someone

abi na so his mouth be? Anyway that is a

Quesion for my fans i no they will answer it

well anyway back to the story) “how village

na and wetting you carry come for me he

ask at the same time.

Sky:village fine o,i carry many things come

na do make you come collect your own o

Ezra: “chaii” guy i believe you die, i go show

on Sunday na i cant wait to see your useless

face.

Sky: if you hear say thunder wan strike just

forget, your own don finish.na me you dey

insult anyhow, infact thunder fire that man

wey sit down for village under mango tree

dey read news paper wey call him self your

papa. anyway see you on Sunday i dey

expect you.

Ezra: ok na.(call hangup) “chaii my real guy

don show all this useless guy no go fit do

anyhow follow me again, baddest is back”

he said and smiled then he stood up and

went to the bedroom.

*IN THE BEDROOM*

Ezra open the door to meet esynachi on

bumpshot lying down on the bed rather

than their normal pyjames, immediately

junior badoski stand up ready for action.

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LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING,

The best car in the world is a woman…

Ask me why

—2 beautiful headlights in the front (boobs)

—2 great bumpers at the back (ASS)

—Self -lubricating when hot (virginal fluid).

—Finger touch ignition (switches them on).

—Automatic engine oil change every

month (menstrual period).

—Any type of piston fits (it does not choose

what will enter it or not).

—Multiple seating styles & adjustment.

—Great accessories.

—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml

refill.

“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”:

please tell other luxurious cars u

know, and to the men who appreciate

fine vehicles.

Don’t dares anywoman because the power

to create and to destroy is in there hands

through one woman (eve) the world was

destroyed and through another woman

(mary) salvation comes to the world, so if

your girlfriend or wife is angry with you my

brother please i beg you in the name of God

apologise to her even if you are at fault,it

will not change anything in the relationship

it will only increase you guys love for each

other, it shows that you are matured and

also you can control the home.

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BACK TO THE STORY……

Ezra sit on the bed trying to touch esynachi.

Esynachi: what is it again na, cant someone

sleep in peace again?

Ezra: honey please let have fun junior

Ezra is up already.

Esynachi: if you need it this night go out

there and get me birthday gift she said with

seriousNess written all over her face

Ezra: “what”……. He exclaimed with shock ”

abeg na”….