The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E06

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The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E06

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 6

Titled: meeting sky

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*THE NEXT DAY AT BOLUWATIFE CRIB*

Boluwatife was busy arranging the normal

stuff of the day singing is usual song,(you

guys are suppose to no na abi make i sing

the song? Ok let me ease you Guys curiosity).

My customers tell me say they wan buy igbo,

i hope say dem no come for credit,shey dem

come with money, as i dey here so i no get

igbo for credit,i dey mad over igbo, i dey

mad over igbo. That was the voice of

boluwatife singing is own version of mad

over you. He was so engrossed with the

song and the rapping of his stuff when the

baddest guy (sky) is long time customer

who he has not seen for month walked into

the crib.

***conversion between sky and

boluwatife***

“eh baddest where you first go na,i miss you

o” boluwatife ask when he noticed his

presence.

“i travelled go see my people for village jor,

you no say e don tay wey i see dem,sky

replied.

“i talk am say na travel you go, your face

scarce die i come dey reason whether dem

dey sign paper to see you o,boluwatife

exclaimed with happiness. “Oya how many

you want ?” he added.

“how you take know say na igbo i wan buy

self?

Hahaha boluwatife laughed ” a leopard

cannot change it spot and neither can can a

fowl run in the day light for nothing. i no say

you no fit leave your place come here if not

for igbo” he added.

“sky laughed.give me 12 parcel jor and stop

this your adage there is no time to check

time.

“shey you know say 12 parcels too

much,boluwatife ask With concern.

“me no Dey smoke na i dey use am to cook,

na my friends dey smoke abeg give me

make i commot here.

Boluwatife gave him the parcels and he left

admist cheering from both of them.

And the idiots continue with his song.

*AT EZRA RESIDENCE*

“Today is my birthday, i no that my boo will

not disappoint me i cant wait for him to

come back so that we will go out and have

fun together, esynachi said and she started

singing all of me by john legend.

*5:30 pm of the same day*

Ezra decided to buy birthday gift for his

wife.

he thought of what to buy and his

stupid mind settle for panties and bra(up till

now i still dey wonder what make him take

such useless decision)

***FAST FORWARD TO WHEN HE GOT

HOME***

Esynachi was very happy when Ezra walk

into the house with a nylon bag,she showed

her joy by hugging him very tight.

*CONVERSION BETWEEN THE COUPLES*

EZRA: Sweetheart coughyou know i love

you and i can do anything for u.

Esynachi: blushing yes honey i know.

Ezra:happy birthday my dearest sweet,the

bone of my bone and the flesh of my

flesh,the combination of both Adanna and

Adeaze (those that read Adanna the

mysterious aba girl will understand better) i

bought this gift for you. (He said

handling him the nylon bag).

esynachi collected it with haste and open it

to meet the greatest shock ever recorded in

her life.

Esynachi:Ezra so because you have 4 boxers

that was why you want to mock me by

buying me panties for my birthday.

Ezra : did you just say i have 4 boxers…do

you know how much they

sell boxers??

Esynachi: i have 10-15

pants and bra already so why buying me

panties when there are thousand of things

out there?

Ezra: since you don’t appreciate the gift, ok

let solve the maths.

1 pant(best quality)=N50…(50X15)=750

1 boxer=N700…(700X4)=2800

PROBLEM SOLVED.

My 4 boxers can buy you over 30 pants.(my guys abi i lie???) i bought you ten

pant and bra and you are here complaining.

He said and went into there bedroom while

esynachi stood in bilwerderment.