Countless - S01 E74

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Countless - S01 E74

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 74

I was still feeling baffled about my latest situation and studying the look on Jide’s face when Jessica and the lady that accompanied her to our seat, dragged the plastic chairs that was beside our table to themselves and sat down

“and about the Favour issue….” My heart skipped another lecture of beats as Jessica made to talk on Favour’s issue, so I quickly cut in

“erm…sister Jessica, thanks for bringing my watch….” I looked at Jide’s face and saw a dazed look on it so I quickly added “hope you later found the keys?”

“what keys?” She asked with a confused look

Jide shifted his awkward gaze at Jessy and I quickly winked at her “The keys that you lost, that led you to me after the Vigil, when you asked me to help you break the padlock of your door.” I concluded with another wink

She seems to get the meaning of my winking as she sighed high and smiled “oh! Yes…I mean No, I never found it, I must have lost it at church….I’ll have to get another one.”

“I guess its some of the things you have to sacrifice while serving the Lord.” I remarked with a smile. The lady beside Jessy was just staring at the whole melodrama in shock. I remember her face. She was also at the brothel that morning and she must have been totally confused at what was going on right there

“Sister Jessy, how did….” Jide was saying when the MC interrupted us

We turned our attention to him standing on the stairs beside the DJ

“Ladies and Gents, standing before you is MC Herosakin, and beside me is DJ Huntsman!”

The whole crowd hooted: HUNNNNNNTSSMAAAAN!!!

“Together we gonna begin the DanceMatch game…you all know the game right?”

The crowd hooted Yes! In unision.

“Fine! A lady will be picked randomly among you, she will dance with a plate of meat around 27 of the most handsome guys present here today.

DJ Huntsman will play us a popular song while she dance round the selected guys. Which ever guy she stops infront of at the end of the music will be Fed by her! (the crowd chorused Yes!) Kissed by her! (Yes!) Hugged by her! (Yes) and finally cut the cake with the celebrant!” He concluded pointing to the cake and the celebrant sitting beside a beautiful lady at the terrace of the house

The crowd clapped for him and He continued

“now, I’ll call on PamelB the celebrants fiancée to do us the honour of selecting the 27 most handsome guys in this gathering. And 27 indicates the age of the celebrant…so ladies and gents a round of applause for PamelB.”

‘Wow! Is that PamelB? The author of Alone? Wow! So cute and pretty’

This was the thought that rang in my head as PamelB began to amble among the crowd and began the selection as the MC and the crowd counted along with her

’24, 25, 26..26…’ PamelB searched around and couldn’t found another guy among the crowd to compliment the said number

The MC glanced around and beckoned PamelB to our direction

“Darous, she’s coming here!” Jide said adjusting in his chair. He restraightened his shirt and I watch him keenly as he waited for PamelB’s arrival

“Jide, do you want to participate in this childish event?” I asked when I saw his level of preparedness

“why not..? If you are not interested Just hide your face so she doesn’t pick you instead….abeg of….”. He was saying when PamelB arrived at our seat and the MC spoke on

“we have 26 guys already, now to complete the number, PamelB will choose from this two men by my left hand side…go ahead PamelB”

My chair was behind Jide’s seat at the rectangular table. Jessica and her friend were sitting opposite each other at the breadth while Jide and I were at the width also opposing each other

After staring at our faces, PamelB left Jide’s seat that was infront of her and continued her ambled walk over to my seat and dragged me up.

The whole crowd roared and clapped

I was a bit shy and wanted to turn the offer down but the whole attention of the crowd were on me. It would be a total embarrasment and childish to turn her down in that moment

Jessica gave me a ‘Go for it look’. I just shrugged and followed her to join the other 26 recruits

Without exaggerating, I stood out gallantly among them. Even Jide was more handsome than many of them but that’s how fate wants to play the match

“now, we’ve past the first phase, I call on the celebrant Yungeez to come and select the most beautiful lady that will dance for us…..a round of applause for him”

The man called Yungeez rose up and began the task. After 2mins he succeeded in picking out the lady with the most heaviest boobs I’ve ever seen and moderate ass, claded in a pencil blue jean and pink sleeveless top. Her face and complexion was like that of Bukky Wright

I salivated at her sight as the Mc ordered us to form a big circle in the open space by stretching our hands, leaving atleast 2cm gap between us

The lady was given the cooler of meat as the MC beckoned DJ Huntsman to do his Job

Kiss Daniel’s Mama boomed out of the speakers and she began to dance round us

She began to dance in a clockwise direction with the cooler of meat in her hands around the 360 circle along with the Music.

‘It’s Young
John the
wicked
producer

Feel the mama
You know I
like you sooo
See!

Girl, I cherish
you I stand for
you oo
I won’t lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I’m down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I’m
down..)’

She got to my front as the chorus was about to begin and managed to reduce her dancing pace, gyrating and swaying her boobs at me and I wasted no time in responding as I danced back. Being a great dancer myself, I gave the crowd a great view

Oya Talk to me
oh mama, free
oh
B’olorun soro
mi dayo with
you oh
Baby, all I seek
I found it in
you ah
All I seek I
found it in
you

She left my front slowly and danced on but I continue to dance while others were just staring at me

See, if I’m
to choose girl
I choose you
If I’m to
loose girl I
want to loose
with you oh
They say na
taboo, but girl
I still choose
in youuu
Youu….

Se wa korin
fun mi
Do you really
care?

So le pon mi
fun mi baby
Se mi ni Lo te
o
To be sincere
I will do
almost
everything for
you
Anything for
youuu

She’s now approaching me again as I continued my dance immitating every move of Kiss daniel in the video

Girl, I cherish
you
I stand for
you
I won’t lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I’m down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I’m
down..)

She go to my front again and repeated the same ealier action

Oya Talk to me
oh mama, free
oh

B’olorun soro
mi dayo with
you oh
Baby, all I seek
I found it in
you ah
All I seek I
found it in
you

She left my front slowly and continue to dance on

Kai
If I’m to shoot
girl I will
shoot for you
Ain’t gon
kill
Baby just a
bullet wound
Prayed about
you last night
You came my
way
Omo baba
alayo ni mi oh
If you buy
infinity
Would you
buy for me oh
When I’m in
captivity
Would you
come for me
oh
Step into the
light and let
me see your
face
See your face

Girl, I cherish
you
I stand for
you
I won’t lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I’m down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I’m
down..)

As the music was on its last verse, she hastened her steps and was at the 270 degree of the circle when the DJ increased the tempo of the song.

All I seek I
found it in
you
It’s your boy
Geez
Emperor Geeeeeez
G world wild
Se wa korin
fun mi ah am
So le pon mi
fun mi.

The music ended and she stopped in between me and the guy standing next to me in a 5-6 clocklike position

“wow! What a great dance by this lady.” The Mc voiced out and discharged the other 25 guys. Me and the other guy with the lady remained in our position. “Now we have a situation here, its has never happened before but I got an Idea on how we gonna choose who this beautiful lady is gonna feed and hmmmmm…you know…. So we gonna settle this by throwing a RIDDLE!”.

The crowd murmured encouragingly and he went on as we all stare at him anxiously

He dragged us to the stairs and stood infront of us so we were now backing the crowd

“now guys, nobody should whisper or say the answer to them if they don’t know it…ok? When I ask the question, who ever knows it among the two of you will raise up his hand and say it in my ear. Is that clear guys?.” We both nodded in unision and he continued.

“ok..here we go. Which word will become shorter when you add two letters to it?” He stared at our faces and I began to search the secondary school part of my brain for answer

He repeated the question again and again and again as the crowd remain silent. The guy beside me raised up his hand and the Mc beckoned to him to move closer.

My heart began to pound heavily at the embarrasment am gonna face if the guy gets it correctly.

I began to think very fast, ‘could it be pùssy? If I add er to it, it becomes pussyer? Chai! Thats longer not shorter…what of thunder? Yes! If I add er, it becomes thun..derer? Ah no, thats longer again…what of….’

The Mc’s voice interrupted my thoughts

“no…you didn’t get it…” He told the other guy “if the two of you doesn’t get it, then I’ll have to extend the opportunity to the audience, thereby eliminating the two of you.”

I glanced around at Jide and he gave me a deadly bitter stare. He must be very angry at me. I thought
I quickly withdraw my eyes and looked sideways only to be met with PamelB’s eyes

She was mouthering some words to me and the Mc nearly cancel the contest before I got the hint of her actions

“I’ll have to extend this…..” He was saying when I quickly raised up my hand and he gestured me to move closer. I walked to him and whisper what I got from PamelB to him

“Correct!” the Mc exclaimed with suprise “SHORT is the answer! When you add ‘er’ to it, it becomes SHORTER!….clap for him please”.

The other guy left the rostrum feeling ashamed and I felt pity for him. What a very dullard boy! Simple riddle…ordinary riddle that a primary school student will answer, he doesn’t know! Shioor!

The weather was already dark, the time must be past 8 already. The compound was illuminated with two giant halogens.

The Mc arranged a chair for us. I sat down backing where Jide and Jessica was seated.

The Mc directed us as the the lady fed me all the 27 dice-like meats slowly while the crowd continue to take pictures of us. My teeths were doing a nice job and my stomach was rejoicing.

The Dj was doing his job and some guys were back on the open space dancing.

After the feeding, she gave me a decanter of Baron wine and I was pleased with her smile and cheerful way of doing things.

Not minding the eyes of the onlookers, I stood up after the drinks and pulled her closer, enjoying the effects of having her tons of brest pressed against my chest. I kissed her passionately on the lips and she opened her mouth wide, thrusting her tongue forward and swirled her tongue in my alcoholic mouth as the crowd cheered us on.

The crowd took pictures of me and the lady as we engaged in a tight brest suffocating hug. PamelB and her fiance joined us and another round of pictures was taken with them.

I glanced over at Jide’s seat but he was no longer on seat.

I searched around with my eyes but couldn’t find him. I don’t know why he’s taking it too personal, its just a game.

Jessica and her sylph looking friend joined me after the cutting of cake with the celebrant and also took pics with me using my phone.

I felt ontop of the world!

***

I got home around 11pm very tired after the whole events. Jessica already told me that my friend already excused himself to go home so I didn’t bother looking for him anymore.

I opened the door and stepped inside the sitting room. I met no one in the sitting room and I headed towards the guest room.

I pushed the door open and a Jaw crunching blow landed on my face from the darkness. I stumbled to the floor immediately panting from the pain.