Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E28

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Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E28

Me: wetin happen? Biggy! wetin happen?

Biggy: very busy washing guy wait small abeg, remain small I don wash finish.

Me: na village and city people combine do you this thing, hiiiiaaaa… I dey see you dey wash pant oh.

Biggy: em no matter na, las las no be me go smell and shift am, I love to wash what I use.

Me: I don see am like that, you don dey wear pant too? Ino blame you. washing of pant is now your hobby.

Biggy: am madly in love with this girl, bro.. I can die for her, I can even kill anyone for her I shift small first

Me: is that so?The backyard window was pushed open and it gave way to the face of the girl I saw in Biggy’s room earlier.

Girl: drop what you are washing and come inside to prepare a meal for me.

Biggy: yes my love the girl eye me up and down, then hiss

Biggy ran inside the yard shouting like a demented goat chased by ten thousand hungry pythons.

Biggy: am in love jumping and shouting

Me: n wa o, this is wonderful… Biggy is wonderfool.

Me: my commot here, before I sign for slavery. I quickly followed the backyard and came out on the tarred road, I did not bother saying goodbye to Biggy because of the Karashika with him. I was still walking towards the main road, when I sighted Ekpemaetor entering the street I was.

I quickly hid myself in a shop along the road.

Ekpemaetor is the area ‘owe me die’ he is a PHD holder in borrowing, he borrows from anybody and anytime, he owes 80% of people living in this area.

Immediately he walked pass the shop, I came out quickly.

Me: hey, Owe me die he want to run but change his mind ’cause we are close

Ekpemaetor: Victor my man, fine boy. Shake me hand first.

Me: I wan shake your pocket i start searching his trouser pocket

Ekpemaetor: guy free me na, no be only you I dey owe na.

Me: that one concern ona, I don tuwama with my own money.

I was not comfortable about Biggy’s situation, I returned to the house when the sun has left the sky.

I saw my brother sleeping with his dck inside Albino’s mouth. Who was also sleeping, I shook my head.

I cooked and ate, then bath. Albino was to wake up first, before she waked up my brother.

Albino: thieves!! she shout all of a sudden*

Me: where you see thief?

Victory: bro, wetin you dey enjoy na?

Me: expired weed and r2.

Albino: wetin be r2?

Victory: em mean the girl own.

Victory and Albino ate together, and he escorted her to get a taxi. I could not leave the room ’cause I was thinking of a way to help my friend.

My twin brother came back and met me in deep thought,

Victory: this one you dey think like married man with six children, wetin happen?

Me: Biggy don turn house boy.

Victory: why em come go apply for that kind of job?

Me: this one pass president servant, the problem here be say.

Them nodey pay am anything.

Victory: you no mean am?

Me: I resemble AY, Biggy don go eat chop and mumu.

As we dey talk now, Biggy dey wash toto with omo and soap.

Victory: chisos! Chisos!! You know say na our guy, where em go see that gal sef?

Me: na Kelly oh, na em go give am that witch.

Victory: make we go jazzy Kelly, em go give us solution.

Me: no be today, na tomorrow.

After we played PS4, we decided to sleep with the thought of us visiting Kelly after I returned from work the next day.

I was sleeping when I dreamt, I saw myself walking naked on a bushy footpath.

I started hearing a loud voice from behind…

Voice: stop! Victor, do not go?I looked back and saw no one, again I turned to walk to the direction I was and the other voice kept on calling out to me…

A girl with a gun stood before me.

Girl: you betray me, and cheat on me. I will kill you!

Me: no! Please do not kill me, I love you.

She shot me twice and I woke up drenched with sweats. Shouting…

Me: Jesus!!!!