Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E27

4 years ago

Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E27

I opened the door and saw Albino standing at the door with a tight pink gown, torn on her right leg up to her laps. She was glowing and slaying me with her perky bobs, ’cause she was not wearing any bra and I assumed she neither wore pnt, she came prepared and sx was the last thing on my mind.

Me: Albino, chia… You fine die, you fine pass queen of England.

Albino: abegii.. Shift joor.

Me: this one you remember me today, I go make heaven if na so.

Albino: you dey fine talk, wetin you cook? she enter inside the kitchen

Me: nothing oh, cook for us na.

Albino: I resemble your wife, see your mouth like cook for us talking from the kitchen

Me: you know iffa I go marry you after you cook for me,nodey open pots like that. Na bachelor kitchen be that oh, and those pots are liable to rape.

She returned to the bedroom were I was lying on the bed with just boxer, with a glass of juice in her hand.

Albino: na only wetin you sabi, sx and rape always on your mind, you nofit cook.

Me: you don see am na, this one you no wear bra. Hope am safe?Albino: you be learner?Me: yes na, am a virgin in the Lord Albino laughing

Albino: you wey devil don prepare sx room for hell fire, you go manage indomie do the work?

Me: which work?

Albino: go ask Rihanna, my go prepare the noodles.

She entered inside the kitchen and started cooking, I was still thinking on what to tell Albino. Releasing more proteins from my body was not a good option to me at all, a knock landed on my door, at first I was scared it might be Beauty.

One mind was telling me to inform Albino to lie that she is my sister, I do not want to die young.

I kicked against that thought and went ahead opening the door that the person at the door knocked incessantly.

Me: break the door, say your papa na carpenter.

Voice: open door joor I open it

Me: Victory, mumu boy, how far?

Victory: I just dey na, you nodey reason your twin bro.

Me: no be so, bro. Na hustle ’cause am oh, come inside. Who give you the address?

Victory: na Biggy.

Me: Biggy don join press men we enter inside the bedroom We were discussing when Albino brought two plates filled with noodles, the smell of the food was unusual and I was suspecting she added weed to the indomie.

Victory: pretty, you are so beautiful, bro na your babe bethis?

Me: no oh, na my best friend.

Albino: thank you.

Me: babe meet my twin brother.

Albino: ona be twin, why you come black em come fair?

Me: when you see my mama ask her, I dey come my go buy sth.

Victory: I wan eat oh, this food go sweet die.

Albino: this food na for people wey wan do work.

Me: no worry make ona two eat first, my go buy tools for the work. I signaled my brother to handle her on my behalf, I used my eyes and directed him to where condoms are kept in my room. I came out and called Biggy line, it rang twice before hepicked.

Biggy: oboy, where you dey? low voice

Me: you dey talk like person wey get accident, I dey come your house right away.

Biggy: accident kill you there, I just return from sx hospital. Abeg, come quick quick, before man pikin die. I ended the call and walked out to the open street through the gate, I was waiting for a car when I saw Chichi crossing the road to come and meet me.

I pretended that I did not see her and flagged down a taxi, and the idiot driver did not stop immediately.

Chichi: Victor! Wait for me… walking towards me

Me: Chi the heavy duty, cause trouble she beam with her heavy gap teeth

Chichi: you just dump your gal, where you dey live now na, I be come check you for that yard you been dey live before.

Driver: oga, you still dey go? smiling like otondo

Me: no, I don park for that side since na. pretending not to hear the driver

Chichi: you dey live here? the driver jejely move his car

Me: no, I dey live for Kingdom their side now. Make we talk later, I wan go see my aunty wey get accident for hospital, give me your number my call you?

Chichi: no, give me your own she bring out her phone

Me: thank God my phone is on silence 08041966600, my phone dey for charge.

Chichi: okay, the thing dey ring, no forget to call me oh I nod I gave her Beauty phone number, she left and I took a taxi down to my former yard were Biggy now stays.

The children of the yard ran towards me, immediately they saw me.

Children: brother! Brother!! Brother!!!

Me: children! Children!! Children!!!

Children: yes, uncle!!! they start laughing

Me: make ona share this money.

I gave them Nigeria highest currency and left them fighting over it, I was shocked to see a girl foot wear on the door post of Biggy’s room.

I knocked..Voice: come in…

I recognized the voice immediately and entered, I met the girl that was at Kelly’s house.

She wore only a bum short and bra, pressing her phone on the bed.

Me: fine babe, what of Biggy?

Girl: em dey wash clothes for backyard.

Me: thank you.