AYOBAMI THE NIGGA Season 1

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AYOBAMI THE NIGGA Season 1

Boom! He shot the gun at me. I didn’t think i lasted a second before I passed out (not dead o). Woke up to find myself in the hospital with a bandage in my arm.

Me: What happened?


Doctor : Calm down, everything is fine


Me: What am I doing here?


Doctor : You were shot at your arm and I found you lying down at the roadside. So i decided to bring you here to treat you. My oath compels me.

I began to remember what happened, it was a scary experience.

Oh! By the way, my name is Ayobami Olumona popularly known as AY (you all know). I am a Kogite. Lived my years in AK city, tall aspiring. Yeah! To clear doubts, I’m a guy.

Girls! you fit holla me on Whatsapp at 08180**25*0…See una all . Well, I’m a well-to-do guy in the university, 400L. My course is Computer Science. Make I carry una back in time say 4.5 years (4 and a half years)
*Piiiiiiiimmmmm Pimmmm piiimmm*…D--n! Papa don come. “Welcome sir”, I greeted.

Dad: How are you?


Me: Cool


Dad: Alright, is your mum in?


Me: Yes sir!

Ko ko ko! My dad’s shoe sounded as he climbed up the stairs. I went back to my room and continued my PlayStation 3 game (I was in a die-hard match)

GOAL!! I shouted as I scored in the game. So happy that I finally scored (lob shot). Still celebrating when Paralysed by BTR was ringing. …Its my ringtone. I so much love that band. If you love the band too, holla me @ 08180*925*0.

Picked it up, it was my friend, Joy. By the way, I’m single and searching. Applications form are sold at any bank near you. Jokes aside.


Me: Sweetheart, one and only, how far?


Joy: Great! Baby mi, why are yhu so happy?

Me: Hmmmm, you no go understand


Joy: You dey play game abi?


Me: (smirking )


Joy: Anyway! I just called to tell you that Post UME result is out. I scored 76 while yours was 60.


Me: You b efico nah…Trust you..Thanks

Joy: Bye Dropped the phone and started to thank God. Another call. “Who be this again “…Twas my crush/crusher (na she get d crush oooo)…


“Hi”….”Really”….”Congrats”…”Will do”…..”Bye”. She called to tell me her score. Like I give a d--n! Mtche www..

Phew!!! NEPA did their doings. I just slumped on the bed opened my data and chatted on BBM and whatsapp….By the way, 2go don fade o, make una upgrade, no dey ask babe for 2go username “…..Gat tired, I slept off.