AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 7

6 years ago

AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 7

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“Yuuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhyyyy “! Today is Wednesday. I have an 8:00am klass.

My time is 6:48am. Rushing tinz! I rushed like speed, bathed, brushed, dressed, took care of my room.

**I’m sure una dey think say I dey craze cos I dey rush for 8am class. Two major reasons: My lecturer na die-hard woman, i hate rushing to lectures. **

Its 7:15am. I have locked my door before I realized I missed one major thing, I never chop! I decided to eat in school. I got to class 7:30am. See theatre! So full! As I was looking for seat, I heard someone call me, I turned and saw Eunice.

“Hi”, I waved to her. She beckoned to me to come and seat beside her. She don keep seat for me sha! See diz gal ooo, hope she neva fall o cos she go wound. As I was going, some one drew me back, the feeling felt feminine.

“Where are you going to?”, I heard a question.

***Ohhh! I forgot to tell you guyz that I’m a fighter, a fan of karate, to an extent a master in tekoando (I no fit spell am sha)….extra lesson tinz ni sha*** But I don’t hit girls except in special cases and this case is looking special.

>>7:45am <<

“To sit down “, I replied without seeing who was talking

“Then follow me!”,

See command!!! Chai I hate that

“Are you going crazy? When them make you usher, you dey church? ”

“AY, what is happening? “, Eunice interfered

“Sweetz, its nothing “, Jez wait for me
She went back…..surprised!!! I jez called her sweetz

I heard sobbing. Traced the sound and saw Catherine crying in ma front. She was the one dragging me. ***I hate seeing galz cry***.

“What is it?”, I asked “Abi I no fit call person what I wan call am?”, I behaved unmoved

“But….”, I cut her short

“But nothing. We ain’t dating for crying out loud”, I told her. Moreover what she did yesterday makes me see her low.

I left her to meet Eunice who I knew was writing down her questions in an unseen notepad.

“Hi”, I said seating down

“Hello”

Before I replied, lecturer don enter. It was a two-hour class.

>>10:00am <<<

“Let’s go to our last class today”, I told Eunice.

She smiled and followed me. On the way we chatted on the surface. Maybe she no wan slie….I jez dey watch am. We gat to klass and listened to our lecturer who had started without caring if we were listening or not.
I wasn’t listening. I tried starting a conversation with her. She waved me off telling me that she is trying to listen. D--n! I hate TOO serious people. But Eunice? Exceptional case.

12:00pm looked like forever but it finally came. Then Eunice turned and asked, “what did u ask d oda tym?”. I looked at her and felt like telling her that I’m vexing (it is the truth tho’)

“Forget it”, I replied.

“Sorry nau, u don dey para abi?”, she said

“I no fit para for u nau “, I replied
We were about leaving the hall when I saw Catherine coming towards us..

***Ahhh, wetin diz gal dey find ahhhhh***