Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 5

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 5

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BACK TO THE PRESENT.

We sat down there with our Italian suit and tie till it was getting dark. I looked around and people was getting smaller and smaller.

I turned around to Donflex.

Me: Donflex.

Flex: yes Idris.

Me: people don dey go small small.

Flex: i think!

Me: oya, make we use style style commot.

Flex: where Lamido dey now?

Me: i never still see the boy o.

I said as we searched around for lamido, a small boy who will lead us out of the place so that people will not suspect anything.

After all, no be our fault. You no expect two blind men to just stand up waka dey go their house.
Just then, lamido came by.

Lamido: oga Idris, oga Flex.

Me: you dey craze, why you come late na.

Lamido: i dey run things for ATM side.

Flex: shey people dey deir?

Lamido: well well.

Me: i get plan.

Lamido: oga idris the planner.

Me: carry us commot for her first.

Lamido: no problem.

He said and took us out of the place. We got to an uncomplited building where we took off our blind folds and straightened our suit.

Lamido: una never pay me for moving una commot from business ground na.

Me: no vex. Make we run little ATM things first.

Lamido: ok.

Me: here is the plan……………

He took us to the ATM machine. Then me and lamido entered inside the queue while Donflex waited behind, hidden inside a bush with a heavy stick and a mask covering his face. Lamido who was behind me was with a pen and a little paper.

Me: *whispering* Lamido, we need to initiate this plan for one better mugu.
Lamido: i swear, original Mugu.

Me: for where wey we go see better mugu na.

Lamido: by their face, we shall know them.

Me: see that idiot over there.

I said pointing to one fat man.

Me: make we approach am.
We went close to the man but did nothing.

Fat Man: *answering a phone call* five hundred thousand!

Voice: *************

Fat Man: ok, i go withdraw only 10k.

Voice: *************

Fat Man: ok.

Me: time to initiate the plan.

I said and walked up to the man.

Me: hello

Fat Man: who you be, i sabi you!

Thank God say i wear suit, God go bless our pastor infact..

Me: my name is John.
I lied

Me: I am from the state security service SSS and sir, you are not safe.

Fat man: how?

He said afraid.

Me: *straightened my suit again* i over heard your discussion and you said your pin was 1456.

Fat man: *breathed down* haa, that’s not my pin.

Me: are you sure?

Fat man: *whispering* yes, my pin is 65908.

Lamido quickly wrote it.

Me: ok, very good. I was just asking because this place is full of thieves you know, one must be very careful.

Fat man: thank you very much sir.

Me: you are welcome.
I said and left the man.

Lamido: bahdest Idris.

Me: shhh, just run go meet Donflex. Na una get the rest things to resolve.

Lamido: no probs.

He said and ran away.

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