Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 49

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Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 49

''oboy na police o'', smart said repeatedly. ''they reach like 5, them carry AK 47, choi! Wetin we go do na?''. I could see panic written all over his face, as he ran straight to his laptop searching for where to hide it.


''we are the Nigerian police Force, open this door with immediate effect or we will break it down''.



I looked at Thompson, he just stood still like a statue, he was confused,



Me: we no fit open this door o (I said, whispering)



Mayson: if we no open am, them fit break am o.



Thompson: na who go snitch, who go give them information say, something dey happen for here?



Smart: instead of to dey reason who run this level, make we find where to hide these laptops.



Me: choi! Why I come o, this kin time. See wetin hunger and boredom cause, I for just dey my house jejely, dey soak my garri.



Thompson: no be time to dey regret be this. What's the way forward?



Me: Make we hide the laptops for inside ceiling na.



Mayson: na good idea o. Make we hide am for the kitchen ceiling.

The sound of the knocking grew louder, as the men of the police force, became impatient.

Police: we will break this door, if you don't open it.... Whoever is inside right now should open it, we know you're in there.



Me: Mayson abeg hurry up, I no wan go jail again abeg. . I no get money for bail o.

Mayson tiptoed to the kitchen and hid the laptops in the ceiling. They all formatted their phones, I didn't format mine, because I had nothing to hide.

Smart: Mayson go open the door, na your house we dey na.



Mayson: you dey mad o. You wan make them shoot me?



Smart: how them go shoot you. Police no dey shoot like that o. Shey you no know say, Police na your friend?



Mayson: leave that matter. My guy I dey fear o.



Thompson: Una be chicken, una too dey fear.
Make I go open the door.

Thompson, slowly took the keys to the door from the table and went straight to the door to open it. He really took his time, and I could vividly see how scared he was. Thompson was always fund of acting brave when he wasn't. Well, immediately he opened the door, he was automatically sprayed in the face with ''a tear gas'', he cried out loudly. Holding his face with his hands.

Police: Na your punishment be that, idiot. We talk say make una open the door, una no wan answer abi. We go treat una fucck up one by one. Yeye people. Make the rest of una fall out o.

We came out begging for our lives. Well, luckily we weren't sprayed on the face like Thompson.
The members of the police force ran into the room, searching for implicating evidence. They scattered the entire house, flinging the bed and chairs to one side.. But they found nothing.
''where una phone''?



We gave them our phones, they searched and searched and searched for evidence but they found none.



Police: me know una plan. Una go format una phones abi?



Smart: oga we no dey do yahoo yahoo. We be good pikin. Infact my papa na pastor.




Police: sharrap. Na why una con take time open the door?



Me: oga, we been dey fear, we think say na armed robber.

I looked at Thompsons direction and I could see his face already turning red. He just sat on the ground, probably regretting why opened the door at the first place.

Police: una most drop something o. We no fit just comot like that.



Mayson: bros, money no dey.



Smart: Abeg, if Money dey, we go personally call una, we go enter location go dey well.



Police: make una collect our number.

The police men dropped their numbers, and Mayson gave them a sum of 5000 naira. They left without taking any of us to the prison cell.