Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 31

6 years ago

Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 31

''omo I dey H, make I no go faint for this class o'' I said. I was sitting at the back sit in class with my two friends, Mayson and Thompson. We were actually told by our class rep, to come to school by 7am for a very important lecture, attendance was compulsory. But time check 1pm, still no class. And sadly enough I brought no cash with me.

Me: so, amongst the both of you, none of una get even 50 bucks for there?
Thompson: who you epp, you don baff?
Me: which kind talk be that one na?, I dey follow you dey align matter, you dey they talk who you epp. I no like that word.
Mayson: make chin chin seller pass, I go buy for you. Why you no eat this morning?
Me: oboy! I woke up around 6:30 am. I had to hurry up, else this lecturer no go allow me enter class.
Thompson: Prof. Eze don baff, who he epp?
Me: mayson which Igbo you give Thompson smoke this morning? (feeling frustrated)
Mayson: oboy! Na ''September 11'' weed we smoke this morning o. He smoked like 3 Jombo.
Me: Chai! (folding my arms) na so Thompson wan take go?
Thompson: You dey mad. Who you epp, you don baff na the latest slang o. See this guy. Go Uniben, even AAU students dey talk am. When you no dey waka you go dey stay one place everytime.
Me: so, you dey use style take dey insult me abi?
Mayson: afa guys observe. (beckoning us to keep quiet and look towards the direction he was pointing to)

we saw a gorgeous looking girl walk into the class, I didn't pay much attention to her due to the fact that, I had someone already, who could compete with her anytime but as a guy, I still gast observe, Although she was very beautiful, nice hips, curvy, cup size boobs, Brazilian hair freak, a playboy tattooed at the lower side of her legs, cute kissable lips but I had no interest.

Me: Mayson e be like say you don dey fall in love.
Mayson: no be lie o. This babe is a wao. Her name na Cynthia. She's just too fine. I go approach her later.
Me: but afa your babe na, I thought you had someone you really love so much?
Mayson: that one... She no dey again o. Temy you suppose no me since na, I no dey tey with one babe, I dey switch them like sim card.
Thompson: Who your babe epp sef, she don baff. Your Girl wey never cook for me since I come your house.
Me: igbo don really affect your brain finish o chai!. It's obvious.

Not too long, We saw a chin chin seller passing. We beckoned her to stop, we bought what we needed. ''well, at least this one fit survive me small, till I reach house'' i tot

The class rep came into the class to address us. He was putting on this over size suit and a huge tie. ''This guy no even get dress sense, young guy for that matter'' i tot ''well, wetin concern me, who e epp''... Ahh! I just said ''who e epp... Thompson don virus me o''

Class Rep: attention class!!!, pls listen attentively. 5 Results has been pasted on the board. You guys should go out and check please nobody should tear the result, or cancel your name or anyones name. Please lets behave maturedly.

The whole class stood up, heading straight to the board. I could see some already sweating profusely. Although My heart was beating very fast, but I had to compose myself. The three of of us headed straight to the board to check what we've all laboured for.

On getting to the result board, we saw a large number of students, some lamenting, some shouting for joy. ''this one wey una dey happy so'' i tot ''I dey sure say some of una get F, una just dey cover up''.... Well, I checked for my mat number. ''oooh! Thank God, B'', I checked for the next result, ''damn! D, this lecturer don kill me o''... I went ahead to check the next one.. ''wao! C, sign of relieve'', .. The next was a ''B''.. And the last one was a ''Dash''.. No result. At the side of it, there was a comment written boldly ''see me in my office''.