Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 24

6 years ago

Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 24

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I kicked start my journey towards the school gate direction. I could see lots of activities beginning to commence, as traders brought their goods out for their customers to buy, similar to ''demand and supply'' that's if my economics instincts still works. Of course I wasn't alone, I had my headphones on, jamming loudly to a gospel song by Kirk Franklin ''Imagine me''. I was beginning to get intuned to God Almighty because without him, I will be nowhere. I needed to give him praise more often.

While working pass the school gate, feeling spiritually high. I heard a matured voice calling me from behind. ''Hey, you stop there'', ''you no dey hear''. I turned around, only to see a security man calling me. I had to halt to avoid on foreseen circumstances. I went towards the security man's direction. The security man was so dark, I suspected his children wouldn't even see their Dad if Nepa takes the light in the Night. Maybe or probably when he smiles, his teeth may glow. Only God knows.

Security: which level are you in?

Me: 200 level sir

Security: you have spent two years in this school yet don't knw the rules, don't you know it's forbidden to put a face cap on campus.
(of course I knew, I just felt like putting it on)

me: I'm sorry sir, I won't bring it to school again.
Security: give me the cap, come and collect it at the office after lectures.

Me: okay, thank you sir.

I pulled the cap with humility and I gave him, I boarded a shuttle heading straight to NLT. Time check, to 10. I was getting late. The drive drove his rickety bus, slowly to my destination. My blood was boiling, I didn't want to miss prof. Eze class because of the attendance.

I eventually got off the bus, and ran straight to my class. time check. 10 am on the dot. I was late. No hope. I saw Mayson going to the same direction as I was.

Me: Mayson, how you dey na. We are so late, this
man no go allow us enter o

Mayson: I just hope he allows. And I can't even see his SUV packed outside as usual.

Me: do you think he his around?

Mayson: I don't know o. Lets go an check.

We got to the class and ''phew'' ,sign of relive, Prof. Eze didn't show up. I saw my course mates in class gossiping in 3's and 4's. Making noise. Chai! Girls and gossip be like one and two.

Mayson: I no fit see Thompson and Marvis. They tell me say them go show school.

Me: wait let me call them.

I brought my Galaxy S3 out and I dialed
Thompsons number. He picked up in no time. He instructed us to meet them at NFA. Since the class had been cancelled we headed towards the direction of NFA.

On getting to NFA, I saw 5 of my course mates sitting down on a long bench a beautiful girl in thei midst. They were others guys there, some drinking the regular hot drink ''Megasea'' and smoking cigarette. Mayson and I greeted each and everyone of the with ''I HAILO''. Some responded, some didn't, but I didn't give 2 fucccks.

I greeted my friends, Makavelli, Marvis, Thompson, Gerrad ,Rukeme and the beautiful yellow pawpaw babe. On their table they had a huge plastic bottle of coke (the biggest, I've ever seen), cigarettes sticks filled the table like chewing sticks, and other hot drinks.

Makevelli: Temy , how you dey. Mayson what's up. Make una relax. Drinks on me, money dey.

Me: Respect, Thompson how you dey na?

Thompson: oboy! I don high. I don dey drink since o. That yeye man no come class.

Me: early Morning highNess, what to do.

Mayson: Mama abeg, give me Megasea make I use am see front, I want make my eyes sharp well.

Marvis: you no see my baby wey dey my side. Na my love be this o

Me: hey, girl how you doing?
(I stressed my hands to shake her)

Marvis: kai! Wetin you dey do. No stain my babe o

Me: you don really high. (looking towards the direction of the girl), sorry what's you name.

Girl: My name is Linda.

Me: Mm, fine name for a fine girl

Makavelli: Na woman you con see for here, abi na your guys you con see.

Me: abeg no vex o

Makavelli is my course mate, heavily built, always looking fresh and always rocking a camouflage. He is a member of a cult group. (I can't say his real name due to security reasons infact FYI 95% of characters mention here aren't their aren't their real names, well except Emafidon lol)

Makavelli: Temy, drink up. Mama abeg give this guy drink, I wan make he high, money is talking. I'm rich, I be G boy as you see me so, every person wey see for this town dey bow down.
Me: Bro, Make I drink this coke for a start. (I humbly said, turning a huge amount of Soda into a glass)

Makavelli: you sure,? But you go still take hot drink o.

Me: yes boss

I gulped the soda, horribly taking two huge cups, preparing for the hot drink that awaits me. Then suddenly, I felt this bitter taste in the drink. ''What have I drank'' I tot ''no be coke be this abi when coke start to dey bitter''

Me: Abeg, wetin dey this drink?

Marvis: mtsheww. Na 7000 milligram of
Tramadol, mixed with 1000 milligram of Refnol and two mega sea.

Me: Arg!!!!!! Mo gbe