Must Read: The New Girl

6 years ago

Must Read: The New Girl

Clement: Okay, but don’t say i didn’t warn you.

Edwin: Enough chit chat alright, Clement, let’s get back to me thrashing you (smirking).

Daniel: Aha, when i was coming in, i heard Eddy yell Goal, who’s whooping who?

Clement: Danny, can you believe this lunatic here (pointing to Edwin), he just scored me once, just once (raising his index finger to indicate the one) and he was screaming the roof off like a girl

Edwin: Hey! Who do you think your calling a lunatic? Well i don’t blame you, that’s how amateurs talk when they are being beaten (smirking).

Clement: Can you believe this guy? The other two matches we played that I BEAT YOU!! Was i an amateur then?

Edwin: Hey!! I already told you, it was Felix who distracted me when he was eating the chips like a pig.

Felix: I think we have heard enough of that Eddy.

Daniel: Well Eddy, you might be able to defeat Clem but you guys still know who your daddy is (smirking).

Edwin: Haha i think you mean who our daddy was because right now, I’m better than (moving his index finger round) all of you including you DANIEL!!

Daniel: Wow!!, such confidence and i like it, you really wanna do this Eddy?

Edwin: Am ready to dethrone the king and ascend the throne.

Daniel: Hmm Eddy, i must commend your bravery and courage. Clem, hand me the controller.

Edwin: Alright bring it on.

Felix: N500 (Five hundred Naira) on Edwin to win.

Clement: N500 on Daniel to win.

Edwin: Felix, it’s today i know you’re very wise just get ready to win double and as for you Clement, I’ve nothing to say to you.

Clement: Yeah right.

Edwin: Oh mama mia, somebody’s gonna get a whooping!!!!

Daniel: Let’s just get this over with.
80mins into the match and Daniel is leading 4 – 0

Felix: Hey!! Edwin, what’s all this?

Edwin: Shut up and let me concentrate.

Felix: Concentrate on what!!? You are losing badly and my money is at stake.

Edwin: Shut….. Up……. And….. Let….. Me…… Concentrate. What part of the sentence don’t you understand (not taking his eyes off the television screen).

Felix: Ah man, why on earth did i bet on Eddy to win? He is still a sore loser and now my money is gone…. Or……. Hey Clement, can you……
Clement: Not another word, the money is mine.

Felix: Aish!!!

Just then, Daniel scored the 5th goal making it 5 – 0.

Clement: Oh my God, this is a complete white wash.

Felix: Haha you said it bro, complete annihilation.

Daniel: Eddy, why aren’t you saying anything (smirking)?

Edwin: Don’t ask me questions and just focus on the match, okay?

Felix: Someone seems upset, too bad I’m on that person’s side.

Edwin: Well poor you.

Then the match ended.

Clement: (clenching his hand to a fist and putting it beside his mouth inform of a microphone) The winner and still Edwin’s Daddy!!!!!! I give you Daniel!!! (Clapping).

Felix: (Clapping) Woo!!!

Daniel: (taking a bow) Thank you! Thank you!! You’re far too kind.

Edwin: You guys are behaving like girls (sounding disgusted).

Felix: Yeah!! Says the guy that just got annihilated (laughing).

Clement: And come to think of it, Daniel just spelt Eddy’s name with the goals he scored. He scored 5 goals that is right,
E. D. W. I. N = 5 goals.

Daniel: Yeah you’re right Clem, great thinking. I just spelt your Eddy (sticking his tongue and laughing).

Felix: (rolling on the floor laughing).

Edwin: (agitated) Felix it’s all your fault.

Felix: (regaining his composure) My fault again? How is it my fault this time?

Edwin: You were just nagging, talking and complaining throughout the match and that didn’t allow me concentrate well.

Daniel: (sighing) Ah typical Eddy, never gives up.

Edwin: Daniel, even you have to agree with me on this one, aren’t i right?

Clement: Eddy you’re just unbelievable.

Edwin: Better believe it brother.

Daniel: Alright here’s what we’re gonna do. Eddy and I will play 3 more times, the one who wins two of the three is the winner, okay with you Eddy?

Edwin: Fantastic (giving Daniel a thumbs up).

Daniel: Alright then, let’s begin.

After the 3 matches, Daniel won all three with Edwin still furious but unfortunately couldn’t come up with any excuse this time so he finally accepted defeat. They are took turns playing each other before they retired for the night.