Must Read: The New Girl

6 years ago

Must Read: The New Girl

Hannah: So Daniel, i guess it’s just you and me now (smirking).

Daniel: (smiling sheepishly).

Hannah: So, How have you been doing?

Daniel: Good, been good. Erm am sorry but I’ve to go now.

Hannah: Huh! But Why?

Daniel: I just remembered i haven’t done my project and it must be submitted tomorrow, so i really have to go now (getting up).

Hannah: Oh okay, can i accompany you to your hostel?

Daniel: (eyes widens) No! No!! Don’t worry about it. I don’t want to be a bother to you.

Hannah: No! No!! It’s no problem at all.

Daniel: No really. I really wanna get home on time so that i can finish it before nightfall (leaving) Goodbye!!

Hannah: Okay, Bye (talking to herself) Daniel, i can see you’re now slowly expressing your love for me and I’ll do anything possible to make sure you are mine even if it’s the last thing i do on earth (smirking) Let’s go girls.
Back in Daniel’s room

Daniel: (talking to himself) I can’t believe these guys stood me up like that, living me alone with that girl? Urgh, so annoying.
Entering his room, he met the guys there playing his video game.

Edwin: Goal!!!!! Woo hoo, Rooney my man, now that’s how you score a Goal.

Clement: Oh shut up, it’s just your first goal in 3 matches both of us have played and you’re celebrating?.

Edwin: Those other matches were all mistakes because Felix was distracting me (glaring at Felix).

Felix: Huh!! What did i do?

Edwin: You were eating the chips like a pig.

Felix: I so do not eat like a pig, take that back (glaring daggers at Edwin).

Daniel: What the Hell is going on here?

Clement, Edwin & Felix: Ahhhhhhhhhh (screaming).

Felix: What the Hell Daniel? You wanna scare the Hell out of us?

Daniel: What’re you guys doing in my room?

Clement: Hey!! Calm down bro, we did you huge favour out there and we deserved a reward for it, so we’re taking it (smiling).

Daniel: You mean leaving me alone with Hannah was a huge favour?

Edwin: Of course it was, so how did it go lover boy (raising both eyebrows repeatedly).

Daniel: What makes you guys think i like Hannah?

Clement, Edwin & Clement: You don’t (they chorused).

Daniel: Hell No I don’t.

Felix: But, you both are the most popular students in school and everyone knows for a certain that Hannah likes you, so, we thought you also liked her as well that’s why we left the cafeteria to give you both some space to talk.

Daniel: Well, you guys thought wrong i mean how can i fall in love with someone like Hannah? She’s arrogant, bossy, proud…….

Edwin: …. And not forgetting beautiful.

Felix: Very!!! beautiful.

Daniel: And so what? Do you guys see the way she carries herself? As if she owns the world.

Clement: Well, i guess we misjudged the situation, sorry about that Danny boy.

Edwin & Felix: Yeah sorry about that.

Daniel: Hmm No problem guys. And you Eddy, if you like Hannah’s beauty so much, why don’t you go after her?

Edwin: Hey!! No way José, she might be beautiful and all but she ain’t my type.

Felix: Yeah right. Aha Danny, what were you and Susan talking about earlier today when you ran off to meet her?

Clement: Yeah!! What were you two actually talking about?

Edwin: Am also curious.

Daniel: Well, since I’ve already forgiven you guys, i might as well tell you.
After telling them

Clement: Why on earth did you say you wanna be her slave?

Daniel: Believe me Clem, I really don’t know why i said that. It just came out of my mouth

Edwin: And did she accept?

Daniel: Well, i don’t really know if she accepted, she just told me she will keep in touch.

Edwin: Duh (shrugging)…. That means she accepted.

Felix: Don’t worry Daniel, we will handle this for you.

Daniel: What!! No! No!! No!!! No!!! Nobody is handling anything for me, i will take care of it ON MY OWN!!! (stressing the words).

Edwin: But c’mon Daniel, do you really want to be bended by a girl? Let’s just take care of this Daniel?

Daniel: No, No way, I’ll handle it on my own and i swear to God if you guys do again to her again, then trust me this will be the last time you guys will see and play this video game in my room.

Felix: (chuckling) Haha, your bluffing right? He’s bluffing right? (Looking at Edwin and Clement).

Daniel: You guys know perfectly well that i don’t bluff (smirking).

Clement: Well, he does have a point there.

Felix: No!! Daniel please (kneeling in front of Daniel and tugging his shirt), you can’t take Vicky away from me. I’ll do anything for her to stay, please!! Anything!!!!

Edwin: Erm Felix, who’s Vicky?

Clement: Don’t tell me you gave the video game a name? A girl’s name?

Felix: Erm Haha, did i say that out loud?
Daniel, Clement & Edwin: Hahahahaha (laughing) What a weirdo.

Felix: Hey!! C’mon You guys, it’s not funny.

Edwin: Haha Weirdo alert (laughing).

Daniel: Oh my God, i think my eyes are gonna pop out (laughing).

Clement: Oh Felix, you just killed me right now (laughing).

Felix: You guys are mean….. STOP LAUGHING!!! (yelling).

Daniel: Okay, okay (gasping for breath).

Edwin: Woo, thanks for that Felix, i really needed it.

Felix: Glad i could be of help *note the sarcasm*

Clement: Alright Daniel, we won’t do anything to her but if you later need our help, you know where to find us (smirking).

Daniel: Trust me, that won’t happen.