Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

It was an accident involving the same bike i wanted entering 5minutes ago.

The “catarrh” bike man was lying on the floor. He was crying bitterly. I tot he was dead.

As i came closer to where he was lying helpless, i realized he wasn’t dead, bcos he was muttering something in Yoruba.

The other bike man was not moving, maybe he was dead. I saw blood goshing out of the face of the “catarrh” bike man, his forehead was injured. In other for blood not to enter his eyes, i quickly brought out my handkerchief to cover his eyes. The soiled handkerchief, “shebi na ur catarrh dey for the handkerchief, catarrh go enter ur eye be dat na” i tot almost laughing. At that moment, people had gathered around, someone had even offered to rush the injured bike men to the hospital with his car.

“so na so i for take die, e remain small wey i for enter that bike oh, God i thank u oh” i tot as i walked into Emeka’s compound, not knowing something would chase me out.

A Dog, a huge dog. I initially tot it was a lion.
If there is any animal created by God that i have phobia for, it is a Dog. Even a puppy could scare the living daylight off me, but this one was sure not a puppy but a lion, or so i tot.

I ran as fast as my legs could go wishing i had four legs that could make me run faster. “Emeka oh!! Lion oh!! Emeka oh!! Lion oh!!” i was shouting as i ran. It was as if Emeka heard me shouting, so he shouted “Jade!! Stop there!!”. I tot i heard, “Jade!! Get him!!”, so i continued running out of the compound. “Ugo come back, the Dog is no more chasing u” Emeka said from the balcony upstairs.

I couldn’t take a step, until Emeka came and walked with me upstairs.

His room was heaven on earth. “oboy e don tay wey AC blow me like dis oh, even the AC for Blue angels hotel no blow reach dis one oh” i tot as i drank the champagne he offered me.

He sat close to me; too close for comfort.
His fingers were caressing my shoulders, moving towards my neck as he said, “Ugo, éwú kwâ fine boy oh”. “u dey mad, rubbish h’omo” i almost cursed him.

His hands were now moving to my broad chest as he said, “just allow me to do u, i will give u plenty money, i get money yanfu yanfu”. “na your papa u go do, no be me” i almost cursed him.

He tot he was turning me on, he didn’t know i was planning something. Something evil.

I stood up and unlocked my belt, as if i was ready for the show to begin. He Stood up also, came close to me and his hands were going down to remove my trouser completely, i smiled, i didn’t complain.

I assisted him in removing my trouser, i smiled again, i didn’t complain.

Now with just my boxers on, he knelt down and wanted to start giving me a b’low job, and…………………………….. I gave him an Uppercut that could knock out even the best boxer in the world. It did knock him out and he was lying unconscious on the floor.

I couldn’t even wait to put on my trouser, i just ran out. As i ran out with full speed, i heard a loud bark, it was Jade.

I didn’t stop running but increased my pace. Jade chased me until………………….. I sighted a bike, waved at it, it stopped, i quickly jumped on it and ordered the bike man to move.