Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

We tried reviving Sammy but to no avail, i tot he was dead.

Just then, i tot of giving him Mouth to mouth resuscitation, bcos same thing occured in the barracks some years back and the guy that passed out was brought back to life by mouth to mouth resuscitation. “even if we go use mouth bring sammy come back, no be me go use my mouth, Sammy wey him mouth dey smell like soak-away” i tot. “make una bring water oh” Angom ordered.

As i and the barman rushed to bring water i was recalling with nostalgia my first day of tasting weed. It was in the barracks, my friends told me after the incident that immediately i dragged in as i took my first kiss, i removed my cloth; wearing only boxers and telling them; “heat dey oh!!”, when it wasn’t sunny but cloudy (thats a story for another day). “igboh go tell u say sun na moon, and u go call sun, moon” i tot.

The water was splashed on Sammy and he was still lying like a log of wood, “abi him don die, God forbid!!, imagine say him die, police go just arrest us, news to just say: A CORPER DIED AFTER SMOKING M’ARIJU’ANA FOR THE FIRST TIME, him no fit die jor, i never see where igboh kill person before jor” i tot to myself. The water was splashed on him again and the was revived.


It was 10pm. We were happy our dead friend ressurected. We walked home happily; though Sammy was walking dizzily, we were still happy that at least our friend isn’t dead, not knowing our Happiness would turn sadness in few seconds.