Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

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Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

“Angom, shebi u been say if u see sugar mummy, u go rush am?” i asked Angom as we were smoking in Angom’s room two days later. “ehen na, u don see sugar Mummy for me?” he inquired.
“i don see, but u fit perform?”
i asked, “Flow why u dey ask dis kin question na, u no know say any benue pekin must sabi perform? Me na original benue pekin like Tuface na” he added. “guy, tommorow, i go carry u go see somebody, but u go dey give me my cut when the money begin dey come, u hear?”.
I said. “i go dey give u na, kai ibo boys!! una too like money” he said. “benue boys una no like money!! Ehen no tell anybody oh, na only u i wan involve for dis tin. Ilorin no be fine boy and him no even sabi perform sef” i said. “hahahahaha!!! U too funny oh, what of Kelvin and Sammy na?”
Angom asked. “them no get mind na” i reponded and we laughed.

I went outside to play table tennis with others. “Ilorin, u know say Ojiga don come back from police station?” Sammy said, “ehennn!!, who bail am na?” Ilorin asked. “na Mama Alhaja na” Sammy responded. “guy we need to dey careful with our things oh, Ojiga na serious thief” i added.

Soon, i lost interest in the table tennis so i told Kelvin to go bring his Chess board for both of us to play. Ilorin and Sammy were playing table tennis while me and Kelvin concentrated on Chess game.

The four of us paused at the same time when we saw a drop dead angel catwalking. “chei!!!! Ilorin eeeeeh!! This one na Mammy water eeeeeh!!!” i said with my mouth wide open. “No be small thing oh, nkà wu ólùgbajié boys eeeeh” Sammy spoke in Ibo. “i go go chyke am” Kelvin said suddenly.
“no go, she go fall ur hand, u no even dress well sef, na only boxers u wear oh” i cautioned. “abeg e no mean, i go go jor” Kelvin said as he walked up to the lady. I knew he would mess up, so i drew closer in other to hear their conversation.

I was hiding by a wall, so they couldn’t see me.

“Hello babe, my name is Kelvin, what of u?” he asked, “am Bimbo” the lady responded. “ok Bimbo, Do u from this location? Does u have a phone?” he fired from his arsenal of grammatical blunders.

I did my best not to laugh. But, i burst into heavy laughter when he finally said ………………………………. “Bimbo i will calling u tommorow”.