Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

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Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Day broke into Sunday morning, this sunday would be my first sunday of going to church since i came to Ilesa “would u be going to church?” i asked Juliet who was still on bed. “yeah i will” she responded. “then start getting prepared, before we run late” i said as she stood up n’aked; she likes walking n’aked around the room any time we finished having s’ex, as if by so doing she would regain her lost strength.

She was still n’aked ironing her clothes, while i was polishing my shoes. Suddenly i heard………………. “Flow which church you go go?” Ilorin asked as he barged in on us without knocking. Juliet was facing the door so Ilorin practically saw all parts of her body that was suppose to be hidden. Juliet saw it as no big deal, so did Ilorin. “so una no dey knock for una village abi? i go go church abeg” i responded covering Juliet from Ilorin’s sight, “which church be dat?” he asked as i noticed he had a hard-on, “na Winners Chapel na” i responded, “ok i go follow una go oh” Ilorin said as he left.

Soon we were out in the bus-stop waiting for a bus. I initially wanted us to board a bus, but Juliet suggested we entered bike. Ilorin boarded a seperate bike while me and Juliet stoped another bike. Juliet entered first and when it was my turn to enter the bike after her, it was the beggining nightmares. As i raised up my left leg to enter the rather high bike, i heard……………………. GBRAAA, initially i tot i had fart, not until i heard……………….. GBRAAA again as i tried raising my left leg even higher. “oooh!!! My God” i cried out as i noticed my trouser had torn. “why did u say oh my God?” Juliet asked me as the bike moved, “i said that because i just realize i forgot my bible at home” i lied, “ok, u would use my bible since i have bible applicatiön on my phone” Juliet said.

As the bike moved on, i suddenly began to percieve a choking smell as if something was burning. “dis man no fit maintain him bike, see as him engine dey smell” i tot.
Suddenly i began to feel my right leg was unsteady, and…………….. The sole of my expensive “kasino kino” shoes was almost half burnt by the very hot silencer of the bike. “ooooh!! my God” i cried out again, “what is it again Flow?” Juliet asked, “is dis useless silencer oh, it has burnt the right foot of my shoe oh” i cried. “pls move ur right leg a beat so i can share the foot-rest with you, my right leg was on the silencer all this while thats why it burnt my sole” i told Juliet. She did move her leg a beat creating a space for me to place mine. I fumbled with placing my right leg on the Foot-rest, and………… “aaaaaaah!!!!” Juliet shouted, i looked and saw that i had steped on her bare skin with the burnt sole.