Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

I sadly paid for the cornflakes and left. With the cornflakes in my hands, i walked down the street in search of C*ondom, all the shops i went to had closed for the day, so i was left with no choice but to walk back home.

“Angom u get c*ondom?” i asked as i entered Angom’s room, “wetin u wan take am do?” Angom asked the most silly question i have ever heard “i wan take am cook soup” i answered. “if u get, give me abeg no dey ask mumu question” i said “i no get, go ask Ilorin” he said angrily.
“what are u doing with cornflakes?” Juliet asked as i tried to figure out a lie to say “i bought it for a student that scored the highest in my C/A test” i lied. I made love to Juliet with the C*ondom i collected from Ilorin. “i no dey enjoy this babe again, she no dey sweet again, i know say Dami go sweet pass” “no be say i no like Juliet again oh, but the thing be say if person chop Okro soup everyday, e go like wan chop Egusi soup na” i tot as i lay on my bed n*aked.

Juliet left very early in the morning, so as to go prepare for sch. As she was about leaving i saw from the corner of my eyes that she collected money from my wallet. I woke up after she left, checked my wallet to see that she actually collected 2k. “dis Juliet no go kill me oh, she too like money, c as Dami dey dash me things, Juliet own na to dey dry me” i tot as i prepared for sch.

As i steped out of our compound, i saw Ojiga; Mama alhaja’s grandson came out of a Honda car. “corper ba wóni?” he greeted “mò wápa” i responded in Yoruba as we shook hands. The car dat droped him zoomed off raising dust everywhere. “c dis small boy dey flex the whole Ilesa oh, him mate dey sec sch oh, where him dey c d money wey him dey spend sef” i tot as i walked the lonely part that leads to the sch.

I arrived the sch, entered the corpers office to meet Lola who also came early bcos she was now in charge of inspecting the class-rooms to see if they were slept well every morning. “good morning Miss Lola” i said with a big smile “good morning Ugochukwu” she said “wow!! its been long i heard someone called me by that name” i said as i looked straight to her charming eyes. “Are u in any way related to Tyra Banks?” i asked “no” she responded “bcos with this red dress u are putting on, u remind me of Tyra Banks, infact Tyra Banks beauty is 98% while yours is 100%”[/B] i flattered. “eewh!! Ugo u have ur way with words of flattery, thats why i like u” she said giggling “no like me oh, i have my way with words of flattery bcos i graduate with first class for university of chyking women, but dem no teach me with dis ur type of phoney oh” i said in my mind.