Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

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Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

As i was returning from sch dat day, i stoped by Dami’s Shop but i didn’t see her, instead i saw her mum, “Abi, she no like me and she no know how she go take tell me” “Abi, she don travel” all these clouded my head as i walked silently with my guys home.


I was in the backyard smoking when i heard a knock at my door. “Angom, i don tell u say i no go give u dat my shoe, u still dey come knock my door, abi u dey mad” i cursed thinking it was Angom. The person continued knocking, it was then i realized it wasn’t Angom so i rushed to see who it was.

I tot i was dreaming, it was Dami, the pretty Dami. “what were u doing behind that u couldn’t hear me knock” she asked “i was sweeping” i fired the bigest lie of the century. “come in, u are welcome to my humble cubicle abode” i said ushering her in. As she passed me i could smell the fragnance of her cologne, which made my head spin.
“u see Dami, i love u so much, i would place no one above u if u give me ur love, i promise not to break ur heart” i said as if i was singing a song. “u see Flow, i care about u too, i wanted to take out more time to think before i made a decision thats why i didn’t come as promised, but one thing u should know is that if we start a relationship, it shouldn’t end with ur service year, and i don’t share my man, the day i catch u wit another girl ehn………” she paused “i don’t have any girl in my life except u” i said another lie of the century. We talked and talked until it was getting dark, she told me her mum would be looking for her by now, so she left.

Immediately she left PHCN brought light, as i stared at my red bub, i said to myself “Dami is sure the light to my world”. I put on my musical system and i played “tupac- do for love” all through till i slept of. As i slept, i dreamt i was chased with a matchete by Juliet, as i ran for my dear life, i saw Dami runing to my direction with a big Gun. I didn’t know where to run to, and suddenly i heard…………… “GBOOOOM, a gun was fired, i tot i saw the bullet drill a hole in my chest. I woke up breathing like i just ran 100m race with my opponent as Usain bolt, i put on my torch light to lighten the dark room and…………… I saw my pot of soup poured on the floor………….