Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

I made passionate love to Juliet althrough the nite as i looked from time to time at my closed door to see if i would just hear a knock that would ruin my Life.

I heard a knock, i almost fainted. Juliet went to open the door, it was’nt Dami but Kelvin who came to collect matches to light his stove to cook, he was talented in “noctunal cooking”.

Thoughout the weekend i never heard anything from Dami. Soon it was monday. I woke up, said a little prayer, did some push ups, put on my Dvd to play my morning anthem; “better days by tupac”. As the song came blasting from my “small but mighty” speakers, i stared at the big Tupac wallpaper on my wall saying “e no go better for pesin wey kill tupac oh”.

I took my bath, tried to make a choice of cloth i would wear to sch. “e go better for Juliet oh, see as she help me wash all my cloth, na wetin i like her for b dat, but d tin i no like her for b say she too dey demand money, c as she collect 4k from my hand as she dey go her house” i tot.

I got to the sch and………….. “flow, principal wan see u for him office oh” Kelvin said. “but wetin i do na?” i tot as i took calculated steps to the principal’s office………….

Corper Ugo, i found out that amongst all the corpers, u are the only one taking only one class; which is SS3A, and since we want a corper that would anchor the morning assembly, the management has selected you for the job” the old principal said, “no problem sir, i would do my best” i assured. Before i left the principal’s office i collected our clearance letter for January, which all of us where to submit at our weekly CDS meeting at the secretariat.

As i was thinking how i would perform the task the principal just gave me excellently, i heard “have u seen SAWMY” it was Lola asking me what i couldn’t hear well, and i said “eehn, u said?”, “i said, have u seen SAWMY” she said again “oooh SAMMY ehn” i said realizing it was SAMMY she was pronouncing as SAWMY. “yeah” she said nodding her head. “Sammy is under the tree discussing with Suliat” i said pointing at where Sammy and Suliat sat. “see Oyibo rekpete oh, so na Sammy nahim don turn to Sawmy, i wonder how Angom take dey hear wetin dis girl dey talk when two of them dey talk, if na me be Angom ehn, me and dis girl go dey quarel well well oh, and i almost toast the babe oh” i tot.

As Lola catwalked to where Sammy and Suliet was seated, “wait oh!! Sammy don dey near this Suliat babe dis days oh, abi him wan chyke am, ibo man wey dey chyke alhaja ehn” “wetin Sammy see for that worwor Suliat babe sef?” i asked myself. “well, like they say: beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder” i tot…