Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Me, Angom and Ilorin got to the sch rather late, as the students where about entering their classroom after the morning assembly, we did a short meeting with the principal as he told us to start teaching the student as classes as started since two days ago. I noticed the Sekxy* Lola was puting on a mini skirt revealing her hot legs, in my mind i said “make any of this my guys go for this girl, Agom fit try him luck, me i no dey insterested na me and my Juliet for life” my eyes went straight to the other female corper; Suliat and i said to myself “dis one no even fine, and she dey cover body like alhaja, she fit don marry oh” .


Classes started and i had Chemistry first period. “wetin i wan go teach now, i no sabi Chemistry oh” i said to myself as i glanced through the previous section’s sylabus.

Soon i was in class, after the students greeted i told them “my name is corper Ugo, i would like to know ur names”. They said their names one after another, when it got to the turn of this fair goddess; Kehinde i couldn’t help but admire her; she was a non-identical twin, her twin brother Taiwo was seating in front.

I told them i would treat “CARBON AND IT’S COMPOUND” with them, i did the introduction to the topic before the bell rang for change of lesson. “any question?” i asked……….
That was the begining of my sorrows for that day…………

Deji a “short black boy” raised his hands, “yes! Deji, ask ur question” i said. He stood up and signaled me to come see something in his book. “our last teacher couldn’t give us the structural formula for DIMETYL PROP -1 ENE, so sir i would like u to give us the formula, and explain?” he asked. “i don die be dat oh, dimetyl prop-1 ene, shey na french b dat abi na yoruba, see dis over sabi boy wan put me for trouble oh, na y i say i hate chemistry, bcos of all dis structural rubbish” i almost said out to his hearing. Just den i saw Agom at the door waiting to come in and take them second period, i used that as an excuse and said “u see ehn Deji, ur Biology Teacher is waiting, let us not keep him outside ok, i will give u the answer in d next class ok”. Next Class indeed………. Next class i was sure would never come……….