Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

We were taken to see the room, after each of us collected a foam from the school. I noticed that all the rooms were small, except the one at the extreme which was the one i selected.
With everthing set we got to know each other better.

Sammy a fair Ibo boy, Kelvin a chubby TIV boy from benue, Niyi a.k.a Baba Ilorin or Ilorin for short, Victor a TIV boy that prefered we called him “Angom” which means “brother” in his dialet and of course my humble self Flow; the bad barrack boy(BBB).

“so we fit travel go our papa house now abi?” i asked nobody in particular as Angom answered “me dey travel go benue tomorow oh, i no know for una oh”.
“we fit travel na, bcos we don do every thing wey dey required” Sammy added. As we continued gisting, kelvin and Ilorin was inspecting the toilet facilities when Ilorin shouted “oboy na pit toilet we go dey use oh”, on hearing that my jaw droped, my jaw droped even more when Angom brought a paper that looked like rit*zler, i looked from the corner of my eyes to see him bring out something that surprised me more. “so you dey weed?” i queried “yes na, u no know say i b confirm benue pekin?” he responded and smiled revealing his cute dimple. Soon Ilorin and Kelvin came and Ilorin said “mehn see ITUARA oh”, “Wetin b ituara na” Angom asked “nahim b dis tin wey u hold na, na d yoruba name na?” Ilorin responded. “so weed get Yoruba name?” i asked myself as Angom offered me and Ilorin the weed to ki*ss.

“Kelvin and sammy, una no dey weed?” i asked what was obvious. “i hate that thing” Sammy cursed.

“Hate ehn, na my first time to c pesin say e hate weed oh” i said. “well like d saying goes; one man’s meat is another man’s poison” i tot…………