Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

It was Juliet, she wanted me to come meet her at the Nysc secretarait for us to do our clearance together. I was with her in no time as we finished first stage of our clearance, second stage was to head to the bank to open an account, meanwhile i checked my wallet to notice that the 2500 was cuting down gradually.

We were in the bank soon after i had paid for the transport fare. We finished with the account opening rather late and we headed back to the secretariat, and i paid for the transport fare again. “dis girl no go kill me oh, c 2500 wey i hold don turn 2000 oh” i said in my mind.

We finished our clearance at the secretariat. As we walked to where we would pick a bike, all of a sudden Juliet said “Flow buy me ice cream na” “see me see wahala, i dey talk say i don spend too much, u dey say u want ice cream” “shey u no know say i go travel go my papa house” “abi i resemble ur papa” all these was wat i tot as i paid the ice cream man.

We got home ate and the pastor told us to come upstairs for yet another church service.

As we prepared for church, Juliet told me to come with her briefly to go buy a pair of shoes she saw at a boutique earlier. “i don die be that oh, so na dis 1800 wey dey with me nahim dis girl want make i use buy shoe for am” i said to myself as i walked faintly with her to the boutique. “if we reach there and she say make i pay, i go tell her say i no get money” i concluded. We got there, she bought the shoes and as she paid i noticed she had plenty money in her purse, like up to 20k. “so dis girl get dis kin money come dey allow me spend since abi” “dis Anambra babe wan run me dry oh” i said to myself as we walked to join the service.

Immediately we entered the preacher quoted a Bible verse, Matthew 25:29 and it says; “To him that haveth, more shall be given and he shall have in abundant, but him that haveth not, shall be taken away from him even that which he have”.

With that verse it seems as if the preacher knew what i had gone through with the Anambra babe Juliet…….

Next day i was outside with Sammy and Kelvin, we were discussing how we would later go to the school to go tell the principal to provide us with a house and other things he is responsible to provide. “nna ka ndì a nye anyi èzigbote uló eh” i spoke ibo to Sammy who is an ibo boy from Enugu, “ha kwésíri nye anyi èzigbote uló nu” he responded as we walked into the school.

The school was noisy as students walked to their classes after the morning assembly. “Awòn corper” i heard one of the students say. “Kelvin wetin dem say u go dey teach na?” i asked “na Commerce SS3 oh” he answered, “Sammy what of u?” i asked again, “nna na Account SS2 oh” he answered, as we entered the pricipal’s office we met four other corpers there making us seven in number.
“alright since all seven of u are here, i want to let you know that we have only five rooms available in the school’s corpers Lodge, just down the street” the principal said “me i go like stay for the lodge oh” i said within myself when he now added “okay since we have two ladies here, we will have to rent a house somewhere else for both of them while the rest of you occupy the five rooms”. Immeditely the mentioned that i caught a glimpse of this Black beauty that was one of the girls, “so, fine girls no dey finish for this world?” i asked myself that rather rheotorical question..