Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

“Improves orgasms – Blood flow intensifies your Sekxual desire. In fact, some women achieve a real orgasm for the first time ever during pregnancy!

Burns calories – S£x is the most fun way to stay fit — you’ll burn 50 calories or more in 30 minutes of love-making.

Lowers blood pressure – S£x has been found to lower blood pressure, a good thing for both of you, since high blood pressure is linked to the pregnancy complication preeclampsia.”

I turned and looked at her. She readjusted her wrapper and dug her head further into my chest.

“Chinaza are you even listening,” I asked. She nodded and I continued.

“Improves sleep – For moms: S£x is relaxing — so it helps you sleep better.
For babies: The rocking motion of a S£x session often lulls baby to sleep.

Boosts immunity – A study found that S£x boosts levels of IgA, an antibody that helps avoid colds and other infections.

Boosts happiness – Orgasm releases endorphins — which make both you and baby happier and more relaxed.”

“So you see it is very important for pregnant woman to have S£x once in a while.”

I had spent the better part of the day trying to convince her why it is very much important that she had a little bit of S£x, for my own good actually. Koji was trying to choke me.

“And so what?” she asked and raised her head to look at me, tightening the knot of her wrapper.

“Just today Naza. Are you happy seeing me like this?”
“Like how?”
“Like this naa, like this.” I said pointing to my erect J0yst!ck.

“Sorry, I can’t help you.”
“Why?” I asked.

“Because I’m in my period,” she snapped and I wondered what type of stupid period she is having when she is pregnant.
That wasn’t even the koko. Wait for it…