Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Once there was this bad guy in my clique that year. He was bad, very bad but nobody knew. His badness was an internal type of badness. Outwardly, he was the type of guy that a mother would recommend to her daughter for friendship, seeing that he is harmless and may not even have a J0yst!ck but inwardly, he was the type of guy that will impregnate their daughter while the bad playboy’s are still fondling with their bra straps.

He liked girls like mad but hardly walked up to one. I think it was his livers failing him but people just thought he didn’t like them and have already canonized him. I knew he loved girls.

I will tell you about this guy and how he landed a girl that his very bad friends could only dream of.

Her name was Vivian and she was very sumptuous. She was the type that when she walked past, even the reverend Fathers would scream “What is this?”. As usual, in an unsuspecting manner, our very calm friend was somehow managing to attract this particular out of the league girl’s attention to himself more than anyone else.
Before anyone could say “Vivian is Sekxy”, they were already exchanging love messages.

Apart from knowing that this niggar liked girls, I also knew he had never done anything out of the ordinary with any girl in a lonely room, to approximate it, he was a virgin. So it had me quite wondering what he was going to do with all that sauce in one girl.

I mean, there were 800 guys in my school, waiting to devour that Italian cuisine of a girl like a hot lunch and she was falling over that guy whom everyone was doubting if he actually had a c0ck.

One thing to another and the devil had his way. They both found their way into the school toilet at the same time, with the same intention, behind bolted doors. He stared at the girl and she stared back with a naughty grin.

“Oh Jesus, look at that b0s0m,” he thought in his naive mind. He loved girls but was just realizing that he also loved b0s0m. So he stared and she stared back, he started and she stared back, stared and stared back.
The stares went back and forth, to and fro until he got tired of looking at those breasts. He moved closer with the same intention as hers. He wanted to touch it and she wanted it to be touched. He just didn’t know how to do it and she didn’t know how to ask.

He got closer and stretched out his hand.
Somehow, involuntarily, his hands missed the inflated b0s0m hiding behind a school P.E wear and went to her neck rather. Well he decided to start with a kiss. They got into it and the tension went down a bit. He soon realized that he couldn’t kiss her without his hands searching for her infamous b0s0m.

So he just licked the lips and sq££zed the b0s0m he was so much hungry for at the same time.

“Gimme your tongue,” he whispered and she obliged. He pounced on it like a roll of kanda meat and licked it dry. She soon started m0an!ng softly and searching for his zippers. He helped her push them down and his J0yst!ck peeked out through his TOMMY HILFIGER boxers. She rubbed the head and holding it like a dog leash, brought him closer to her and her chest met his.

“Can I sU-Ck?” she asked amidst the kisses. He nodded and she went down immediately. She bit the tip and he jerked.

He had never felt something like that before.

Something that makes you want to cry but you end up liking it. She swirled her tongue at the opening of the J0yst!ck and he winced.
That girl was a good header. She moved her head back and forth and repeated it severally and when he felt like he was being electrocuted in a lovely way, she stopped.

He eyed her angrily as she stood up.
“Why did you stop?”

“Wait, come.”


She pulled him to closer to the toilet seat and dropped her pant on the floor. She placed her left leg on the closed toilet seat and raised her skirt, revealing a not so attractive but very inviting tool to him. He moved closer, his J0yst!ck in the air. He grabbed her waist and pushed his J0yst!ck into the darkness beneath her spread legs. His tip hit some flesh and it sent some s£nsat!on down his spine.

“Is it in?” he asked and she shook her head.

“That was my laps,” she said and grabbed his J0yst!ck. Navigating it like a compass into her waiting hole. They both m0aned as their tools connected. He started thrusting slowing, holding her by her 2 ton of Unclad butt0ckz. He sq££zed his face and her butt0ckz as he rammed her in their standing position.

One thing to another, they found their way to the floor. It made it more easier. His lips on her mouth, his hands on her b0s0m and his J0yst!ck in her K!ttyC@t, the sky was the limit.
She spread her legs from 3:45 o’clock to 2:55. He placed his hands on the floor on which they lay and danced his c0ck into her hole.

And when he couldn’t take it anymore, he whimpered.

“I want to urinate.”
“What?” she asked, holding him by his school shirt.

“I said I want to urinate, it’s coming out,” he whimpered again.

“No, urinate in there,” she replied, still holding him by the shirt. Before he could protest, the supposed urine shot out and into her K!ttyC@t. Littering the whole flesh. He felt weak and pulled out slowly, surprised that the urine was whitish and thick.

Vivian got pregnant few weeks after and had accused one guy in our area of being responsible for it. But each time I saw the baby boy, his nose and the way he ogled at girls makes me think he is mine. Lemme wait first, until that boy becomes a president or richest man in the world, that’s when I will tell that guy that I also Forked Vivian in our school toilet.

Oops, I forgot to mention it. That our friend was ME.

I am coming, Chinaza has woken up and I don’t want her to see this because I told her she was the one that broke my Virginity.