Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

So my breakup with Amara lasted only 2 days and my born again life lasted only a few days.

Anyway, i don’t blame myself, nobody can have someone like Amara in the house and still be a good Christian except you are a masturbator. I love my life the way it is, one thing must kill a man but i don’t want mine to be girls shaa. Things between me and Amara wasn’t business as usual, everybody was back home for xmas and the house was full and busy. My elder brother, Williams and 2 elder sisters, Rita and Ogechukwu, i shared my room with Williams. Even amidst all those disturbances, we managed to make a way for ourselves, we did it in my bathroom, it wasn’t so smooth but at least, we always Pour and that was the real deal. At night, in my mom’s sienna, chai, i pray that car no go knack engine.
We have even done it inside a wardrobe once but it was so uncomfortable that we cancelled it after that day. Chinaza had traveled to her village with the family so Amara was the only option.

My brother, Williams was the baddest thing i have ever come across, he taught me everything i know about girls and is still teaching me. He was the reason i met Chinaza.

I will give the full gist next time.

Williams came to me on 28th and said he wanted to flex.

“Guy go and flex naa abi i tie you rope?”
“I need company ” he said smiling.

” Confirm, i go follow you as far as say you go pay ”

” Follow me go where, i be you like Homo?, i dy talk girls mumu”
“Okay naa, carry momsy go, or Rita”
“Noo, i can’t go with momsy, she go dy order malt for herself and pure water for me, Rita too is impossible, she go carry her fiance come “. He said and we both laughed.
“So you no get any babe wey you go borrow me?”

“No, make we go scouting naa”
“na the best thing for now”
After much brain washing and pleading, we acquired moms sienna and some cash from dad. Rita our big girl also rogered us. By 12 pm, we set out for a far away hotel. Willy drove while i changed music.

10 minutes drive and we stormed the hotel in our shinning black 2015 Toyota sienna.

We secured a seat at the VIP section, a little far from where some group of people were celebrating what looked like a birthday.

We ordered four bottles of Heineken for starts.

Asides from being a womanizer, willy was a drunkard too. I was still clearing the foams from the bottom of my first bottle when he ordered his 3rd bottle, but it was none of my business, i wasn’t the one paying. Two steaming plates of fresh fish pepper soup soon showed face and we went down on it. As we were introducing the food to our stomach, willy’s phone rang and he picked, he dropped the call with a smile that revealed his entire teeth.
“nelo is coming ”
” Who is nelo?”
“Which other nelo do you know that i know? ”
” Chinelo, Naza’s sister?”
He nodded and sipped his drink.
“I thought they traveled? Is naza coming with her”
“Call naza and ask her”
5 minutes later, Chinelo busted in.

She was damn hot, chocolate complexioned and beautiful, the exact older version of Chinaza, only difference was the skin color.

There was a third seat alright but she went straight to my brothers laps and sat her 2 tons of meaty butt0ckz on it. She waved at me and i showed her my tumbler in return. So i was now the odd one out. I shrugged and resigned to my fate. The drinks became my bae and companion. 1 hour down and we had already upturned a crate with Williams taking the lead.
Chinelo just sipped her smirnoff from my brothers laps.
“That body looks familiar” Williams said as we watched a girl approach us. Nelo giggled.
“Yea, i have seen that shape before ” i said.

The girl walked straight to me and gave me a mild slap on my face. Surprised, i looked up at the face and through the daze caused by the alcohol, i saw a familiar pretty face, the prettiness alone prevented me from emptying my drink on the her. Nelo and Williams just laughed. I smiled sheepishly and looked at the face again, slowly my numbed brain arranged the face like a set of puzzle and in the end, i made out naza’s face.

I rushed up almost turning the table over and lifted her up. I hugged her and felt every part of her in High definition. I don’t know if it was the Highness in me or what but she looked Extra beautiful and Sekxy, she was on a red gown, at least that was what my eyes saw and her hair was braided in black and white. I gave her a light kiss and carried her on my laps.

Then our evening started. We decided we were drunk enough, we ordered just two bottles each and more plates of chicken pepper soup flew in. Trust girls and meat naa.

By the time we were through, none of us could walk straight, we almost nearly forgot we came in a car.

“Guy that car looks familiar” i told Williams as we headed for the gate.
“Which car?”.

He was trying to support himself with Nelo who also was seeking support from him.

“That sienna naa”
“Yea, na the type popsy bought for momsy this year” he said
“Yes na true, make we go house, its late already ” i said grabbing naza by the hips and heading for the gate while Williams and nelo tagged abi staggered along. Willy was in a jolly mood, he brought out his wallet to tip the gateman and the car key fell out. We both looked at each other and without any word, rushed back to where we packed the car.

“Who will drive us home” willy asked.

“Not me, i can’t even see my hands” i said. None of us was fit enough.
We shaa left the car there and came back early the next day for it..