Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

I stared at her like she was developing horns.

“What do you mean her perfume is smelling all over this room?”


“She said no one answered her but still, this very room reeks of her very own perfume and tell me why this bed is all wet” she was gradually raising her voice.

“Fine i won’t lie to you, the bed being wet was because i jerked off while you were gone and splashed the Pour all over the bed” i guess that was better than telling her i bonked a girl within 30 minutes that she left the house.



“And about the perfume, maybe she wore it heavily and the smell filtered into this room” i continued with my lies.

“So you are saying that girl was never in this room, eh chinecherem?”
“I swear to you, do you think i will do something like that not with what happened between us few days ago”
“Hmm, okay o, please get this mattress to the sun and get new sheets because i won’t be sleeping on this bed like this” she said and got up from the bed. Feeling satisfied that i was able to lie myself out this time around, i flipped the sheets from the bed and something landed on the ground. It was small and sounded metallic, we both looked at the ground and lying there, besides my wardrobes was Cynthia’s ear ring.

Chinaza picked it first and put it to her nose.

I just stood rooted to the point. I was just so sure i have lost naza. Like something hit her, she ran to the waste bag in the room and to my utter shock and dismay pulled out the g-string pant and put it to her nose. When i realised what she had done, i knew the game was up.
“so she was the owner of the pant, she came here today and you, chinecherem had the guts to f*ck her behind me” she said in an emotionless voice.

I went on my knees before her.
“naza i’m sorry, i really am, it was the devil, baby forgive me”[B] i said

[B] “No problem, it happens, i guess my heart has chosen to love you and no matter how bad you hurt me, i just can’t do anything about it” she said and went outside to cook dinner.

We moved on like everything was normal but within me, i was restless. I expected her to call our affair over but here she was acting like nothing really happened. Before we ate, i secretly made sure she ate first before i do.

To avoid stories that touch.

A day to the day we were supposed to be going home to our houses, i decided i was really sick of Chinaza acting like everything was cool between us. It was driving me nuts so i decided to deal with it headstrong. James and Sandra had both gone out to town to enjoy their Last day together.

“Naza can we talk? ” i asked her as she packed our clothes in readiness for home coming.

” About what? ”
” about us”.

“What about us?” she asked still busy with the packing.

“Naza please you are driving me nuts with this your i don’t care attitude, for Christ’s sake, you caught me fu(king another girl in this house and you have been acting cool ever since and its messing up my mind”

“I didn’t catch you rather i found out ” she said still busy with the clothes.

” So?” i was getting visibly frustrated.

“So what do you want me to do?, say congratulations to you? ” she asked and finally left the clothes to face me.

” No, not that, i at least expect you to shout at me, call me names and say you are done with me”

“Oh that’s what you want?” she asked Standing akimbo.


“Yes!! Yell at me, i betrayed you and betrayed our love” i said almost shouting.

[B] “Well, chinecherem, you know what?”
“what?”
“You are a bastard, a two timing, cheating, lying bastard. I hate you so much you son of a Bytch” she was shouting and the tears were dropping from her eyes . She picked a portrait of me on the wall and flung it against the wall.

Then she picked the mirror on my wall and dashed it on the floor. It broke to pieces.
“i hate you lying bastard and i will never forgive you for all the pains you have caused me” she came for me and slapped me, then proceeded to hit me on the chest, i grabbed her and tried to hug her, she resisted violently but i managed to cage her in my arms, she grudgingly gave in and held on to me as she cried more, the tears came to my eyes and i let it rain. We held onto each other as we cried our eyes out.

“Fu{k me” she said suddenly in between sobs.
“What?” i asked a bit surprised.

“I said fu{k me” she repeated.
Without further questions, i gently la!d her on the bed as she shook from crying, removed all her clothes and went fully into her. Her tears fell more as i went into her, i placed my lips on hers and we kissed, exchanging and swallowing each others tears. It wasn’t long before we both came. I lay flat on the bed and pulled her head on top of my chest. She still cried and the tears was soaking my chest.


“I just wanted to be sure i have a reason for letting you keep me and my heart to yourself”

she said and sniffed.

“If for nothing, at least i have the great S£x to be grateful for but i would like to assure you that you have lost my trust and my love, my heart can decide not to stop loving you but as for me, i’m done, you will always have me as your girl but my love will remain mine from now on, do with me what you will player” she finally said and sobbed.


I closed my eyes and the tears flowed in my eyes and my heart ached…..