Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know that moment when all of your body itches you and you just don’t know why. Nothing seems to interest you and you just feel weak. So I was in this particular mood that day.

I needed to let it out on someone. And was looking for a prey.

My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.

We started our chat. I have to confess, i was quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe that’s why she’s my main chick. She cares a lot.

I was determined to vent all my anger on her. So as i was going hard on her. I guess she figured out something was wrong and started to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept maintaining nothing was wrong while being a total Sadist.

A while later when she probably got tired, she called my phone.

Her:

what’s wrong?

[B] Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa

Her: are you sure?

Me: yea. Was that why you called?

Her: not really

Me: so?

Her: well, i didn’t see my period

Me: who did you give it to?

Her: you.

Me: Really?

Her: be serious for once naa.

Something hit me on my mind immediately.

It dawned on me that she said just she didn’t see her period. The implications seemed to simmer into my head. I pause and continued, this time with much concern in my voice.

Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is your period supposed to start now?

Her: yea. Its 3 days late and i’m scared like this o.

By this time, my voice was real shaky.

I couldn’t even afford a condom talk more of affording a baby.

Me: But i have always been careful naa.

How come?

Her: i don’t know o. Shey i told you to buy condom that day but you were too drunk to care.

Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?

Her: Nop, i’m not sure, i just like it more when you are scared than when you are angry. Just buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you. Bye bye.

She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling somehow.

That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats why i love her.