Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 92

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Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 92

As Jane went to check who was knocking,i sat down and started thinking to myself again…My thoughts is that,if the person knocking is Ukamaka,that means my stay has come to an end…I am now somehow alwaz afraid of the thought of Ukamaka,especially after that buxcapade that i caught her in…I started fearing Ukamaka…

Just like i had thought,it was her(Ukamaka)….I Cant say whether she was happy seeing me or was she surprised that i was there;But then,come on,She is the architect of this whole Jane affair,why claim novice?
I greeted her,and she was like,”odii,i biara?”(Odii, you came?),in a rhetorical but matter of fact manner,and i nodded in answer to it…
Like seriously,this Ukamaka’s question is one of the questions i usualy laugh about..She came in and saw me,and she is still asking whether i came? No o,you are seeing a Ghost!!

After asking me how am doing,and About Amara and my Grandma,She went to her room with that type of “you children have been enjoying” look on her face..With this,i told Jane that i would be going back home..But as soon as she(Ukamaka) entered inside,she came out immediately,telling Jane that she should go and buy Kerosene,since they dont have much left,and their Parents will be coming back on Sunday…I used the opportunity to tell Ukamaka that i am going,and like i expected,she said i should rather wait for her to come back,so that she can escort me a bit…With this,she told Jane to take my bicycle and go for the errand so as to come back early and escort me
Hmmmmm…Having said this,and with all seriousness written all over her face,Jane did as she was told,and Ukamaka went after her and locked the gate…She called me from outside,that i should come outside to a shade there,while we wait for Jane….

To tell you that i was happy with this development is an undastatement,it was really exhilarating and heartbuggling,and i even thought that i had misjudged Ukamaka with my earlier assumptions and mindset about her….How i wish!
As i came out,Ukamaka waved at me from where she was,using it as a sign to tell me where she is….I walked up to the place…When i reached where she was,i found out that she was now wearing only her bra,even though she was still wearing her skirt…I sat on the chair there,and we chatted(cant remember what we chatted about),and then Ukamaka asked me to fu.c.k her in a quickie way,and in a joking manner too, to which i rejected with a smile…But then,she turned serious on the matter,and i turned to my own seriousness too…

It is now means nothing to talk to Ukamaka as i liked,and anyhow…Since she forgot that i was a kid and her Junior,i also forgot that she is my elder too…Maybe i was silly,but Ukamaka later got through me,and i found myself spanking Ukamaka from behind after she hurriedly unzipped her Skirt and pulled it up,while pulling her Shimi down….Maybe Ukamaka has changed,and she might be right about the incident that led to her fvcking with that guy we caught her with,But then,She should undastand that She is a bad influence to me,and Nkechi is a bad influence to her…

I am saying this because Ukamaka’s GreatEntrance was somehow not holey like before,i dont know shaa,but maybe because,she wasnt all that totally aroused……
While banging her,and it was not even up to 3mins or so, Jane knocked at the Gate…o boy! We both dressed up quickly,Ukamaka went to open the gate,while i sat there,relaxed….This was even when it occurred to me that i didnt ask Ukamaka the question that has been troubling my mind since…
I wanted to ask her whether she told Jane anything about ‘us’….But i guess it will be some other time….
After everything was done and said,i saw myself riding homewards,after Jane had escorted me to a reasonable place….When i got home,it was around 1p.m or so…As i expected,my Grandma was still at home..I expected her to be furious with me,but she didnt….She said her usual “ojemba,iyobatala”(waka waka,so you are back!)…Instead of being furious with me for going out,or rather,sneaking out against her will, she went and brought The Moi Moi she had made ,and gave me to eat….After eating,i went to my room and slept off,but not after My Grandma has told me that we are going for a hot weeding tomorrow in our farm,located at a place we all(The whole village) refer to as Site…This place is really damn far….Now,i know why my Grandma didnt want to add injuries to salt…She knows that causing me more cries will do no good to her plans for tomorrow…Chai,mmaa m…..

When i woke up,it was evening time already…Since i was still grounded,i couldnt go out again cuz i didnt want anybody spilling on me…Amara on her own was still filled with pity for me,from the thorough morning beating and lashing…Hmmm,my dear sweet Amara!

The truth of the whole thing is that,the day passed like any other day,except that i didnt get to meet with my friends that day;i meant my male friends.

Today is not the first time my uncle had given me a heavy lashing for a misbehaviour,neither was it going it to be the last;But unlike other times,he surprised me that day..

I was playing hide and seek games with Junior that night when my Uncle called me in to his room,Which even made me realise that he is back….You can imagine my fear,cuz i thought maybe my Grandma has told him that i had disobeyed his orders during the day,while he was at work..To tell the truth,my Heartbeat beat like hell(as if i had gone to hell before!)..You can imagine my uncle deciding to lash me again in his room,where there is no one to save me,not even My Grandma;na die be that na…

With my heart almost beating out up to my mouth,and with the worry looks i saw registered on the faces of Junior,Amara and Blessing,i walked on to my uncle’s room..As usual,i knocked on his door and he said i should come in with a calm voice…My heartbeat reduced a bit..I walked in and greeted him as usual,but this time,i did it in a tone signifying that i was really afraid that he is going to deal with me again…He looked at me with a straight face,and asked me if i went out against his command,i said ‘No’…He told me that he will go and ask Grandma about it,and that if he realises that i had lied to him,that i will recieve it more hotter than the morning lashing..On hearing this,my mind became more happier and cheerful than it should have been…The reason is,i was now pretty damn assured that my Grandma has not told him that i went out,and i knew my Grandma will not tell him any other thing..Infact,knowing my Grandma,i knew she will simply tell my Uncle to let me be as a matter of fact….

But then,my uncle said this statement to frighten me..I realised this when i boldly told her that he can go and ask Mmaa whether or not i went out….
At this,he now started some prep talks and talked me at lenght about being a good boy and all that…And then here comes the surprise…!
He now brought forth a nylon and gave me,telling me to go and enjoy myself and be a good boy…I Thanked him heavily and went out of the room very happy and excited,but to my surprise,i bumped into Amara them on the doorway as i came out of the room….They have been eavesdropping on our little tete-a-tete…hmmmmm!

We all went to the parlour and when i opened the goody nylon,there was a whole lot of edibles inside…(i dont want to salivate u people,so i will end at that)…

We munched almost all of them,and more were still unchowed,so we kept it for tomorrow!
The night went Fast,and as usual,i sneaked into Amara’s room, when i assumed that any other person has fallen asleep…Amara was awake,and like yestaday,she was bare-skinned,except for the Shimi she was wearing…We really had a deep conversation that night,even though i cant recall all that we talked about….The end game is that we ended up having another breathtaking romance session,but when it got to the Main event,Amara bargained out….

Any other person will be worried as i was…

I mean,this is the second day going,and Amara is now keeping me off from making us reach Cloud nine…With this in mind, i told her that,”aghotazikwa m ihe na eme?”(i dont undastand what is happening again?)…She said that,”Odii,i gaghi aghota”(Odii,you wont undastand!)….”gwa nu m ka m ghota”(tell me na so that i can undastand),i told her,and she giggled for sometime,and held me close to herself,saying that by tomorrow,We shall sail to River Nile,and then chill in its Banks to the fullest.

Today is not the first time my uncle had given me a heavy lashing for a misbehaviour,neither was it going it to be the last;But unlike other times,he surprised me that day..
I was playing hide and seek games with Junior that night when my Uncle called me in to his room,Which even made me realise that he is back….You can imagine my fear,cuz i thought maybe my Grandma has told him that i had disobeyed his orders during the day,while he was at work..To tell the truth,my Heartbeat beat like hell(as if i had gone to hell before!)..You can imagine my uncle deciding to lash me again in his room,where there is no one to save me,not even My Grandma;na die be that na…
With my heart almost beating out up to my mouth,and with the worry looks i saw registered on the faces of Junior,Amara and Blessing,i walked on to my uncle’s room..As usual,i knocked on his door and he said i should come in with a calm voice…My heartbeat reduced a bit..I walked in and greeted him as usual,but this time,i did it in a tone signifying that i was really afraid that he is going to deal with me again…He looked at me with a straight face,and asked me if i went out against his command,i said ‘No’…He told me that he will go and ask Grandma about it,and that if he realises that i had lied to him,that i will recieve it more hotter than the morning lashing..On hearing this,my mind became more happier and cheerful than it should have been…The reason is,i was now pretty damn assured that my Grandma has not told him that i went out,and i knew my Grandma will not tell him any other thing..Infact,knowing my Grandma,i knew she will simply tell my Uncle to let me be as a matter of fact….

But then,my uncle said this statement to frighten me..I realised this when i boldly told her that he can go and ask Mmaa whether or not i went out….
At this,he now started some prep talks and talked me at lenght about being a good boy and all that…And then here comes the surprise…!
He now brought forth a nylon and gave me,telling me to go and enjoy myself and be a good boy…I Thanked him heavily and went out of the room very happy and excited,but to my surprise,i bumped into Amara them on the doorway as i came out of the room….They have been eavesdropping on our little tete-a-tete…hmmmmm!

We all went to the parlour and when i opened the goody nylon,there was a whole lot of edibles inside…(i dont want to salivate u people,so i will end at that)…
We munched almost all of them,and more were still unchowed,so we kept it for tomorrow!
The night went Fast,and as usual,i sneaked into Amara’s room, when i assumed that any other person has fallen asleep…Amara was awake,and like yestaday,she was bare-skinned,except for the Shimi she was wearing…We really had a deep conversation that night,even though i cant recall all that we talked about….The end game is that we ended up having another breathtaking romance session,but when it got to the Main event,Amara bargained out….

Any other person will be worried as i was…I mean,this is the second day going,and Amara is now keeping me off from making us reach Cloud nine…With this in mind, i told her that,”aghotazikwa m ihe na eme?”(i dont undastand what is happening again?)…She said that,”Odii,i gaghi aghota”(Odii,you wont undastand!)….”gwa nu m ka m ghota”(tell me na so that i can undastand),i told her,and she giggled for sometime,and held me close to herself,saying that by tomorrow,We shall sail to River Nile,and then chill in its Banks to the fullest….