Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

……………….. Ojoto:are you a kid? Me:what kind of insult be dat one now?ojoto:i no dey insult you.let me explain.she wan com make you bleep am thats all. Me:bleep am? Ojoto:yes now.guy just carry am dey grease body.me:no wahala.if na wetin she need i go givam but ojoto problem dey oooo. Ojoto:wetin be the problem?me:i hear sayy,if you bleep girl and if she no dey satisfy she no come back to you again.i wan have her as my girl friend.i no wan loose her ooo.ojoto:you dey talk about girlfriend for dis matter.call it sexmate.me:whatever.please tutor me on how to handle babes in bed because i know say you dey good in bedmatic.ojoto:God punish you.me:same to you.abg teach me joor.ojoto:ohk……na you go make the first move.romance her wella before bleeping.make sure she m0an in different tones.if her m0an is high,then you will knw dat you don dey get her.when you want to bleep,let it be atleast 15mins become you c***m because if you c***m early she wouldnt enjoy it and dont ever allow her to win you.if you win am she go respect you wella.me:you be bad boi.tuale for you boss.you pass me for dat one………we gist about so many things before he looked at his watch.ojoto:i will be on my way…..come and see me off…..i stood up from the chair and won my singlet and we take off.we went outside ur gate and i told him i want to go back since am with only singlet ontop.he said no problem,we shake hands and i went back to my house.i started thinking on how tommorow will be.i sanitise my room small and apply air freshener that i bought since one month,but i hide it since den.my room com fine small and get a good odour too.i recline on my bed and i slept off.i woke up by 8:30am in that saturday.i did my morning works and exercises.i took my breakfast i was just praying so that evening will come fast.i descided to rest and i sleep off and wake up by 4:30pm…i had a knock in my door…………………

………………. I jerked up immediately and sat down on my bed.i was thinking.who could that be,knocking on at my door.is it mable that told me that she will visit me today?may be she decided to come without calling me since ojoto gave her my address.as i was asking myself a question and still answer it,the knock came again..i decided to open and know who is there.i opened the door and it was ogechi..i was amazed because i wasn’t expecting her.she is more beautiful than the time i accomodated her in my house..me:**********i stood at my door with my mouth wide open in an amased manner*******she wave at me,i got myself again. Me:waooooooooooooooooooooooh!ogechi anyam furu gi akponam.how are you? Ogechi:am fine igwe.look at you ooo,you don fat full everywhere. Me:hahaha. So you are coming and you didnt even call me. Ogechi:i just want to pay you a suprise visit.is that why you are shocked when you saw me? Me:i was amazed my dear.so how was your journey?



Ogechi:so good.we gist about so many things.after 30mins of discussing with her.i was over happy that i forgot that am expecting mabel.my phone range and it is ojoto calling me.i picked it.me:guy wetin dey happen? Ojoto:where you dey?me:i dey house now.ojoto:did you recieve a call from mabel? Me:no*********i remembered immediately that mabel will visit me********ogechi stood up and went to the toilet. Me:guy wahala don dey ooo. Ojoto:wetin happen? Me:ogechi paid me a surprise visit today.she just arrived 30mins ago.ojoto:are you serious? Me:guy i mean am ooo.ojoto:how we go do am.mabel has called me more than 10 times this evening telling me that she is at the gate.that she called your number but its switched off.me:yes i has a flat b3.which gate? Ojoto:una gate.me:guy do something now.i no wan lose any of them.ojoto:guy you know wetin go happen….i go give am my address make im come my side.then you go come in the nite to my place and see her.me:you sure say that plan go work? Ojoto:yes.if you come to my place to meet her in the nite,you will tell her say your sister dey for your house.me:bad boi.that is why am talking about you.thank you so much*********hang up*****i was thinking if the plan will work then ogechi enterd.ogechi:who was that?and why is your face look like this?or are you expecting anyone? Me:*******i fake a smile****** noooooo…..is my friend ojoto.ogechi:ohk.. Me:lets go to the kitchen and prepare something for dinner.ogechi:no i will prepare it myself.she started going to the kitchen and i was looking at her b******m.na me and you today. my d*****k jerk immediately………………………….